Asset Directory
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10X Coder
A/B Test
Accelerator
Overwork adjacent assets 3s. When you use an adjacent asset, gain 10 Moat.
Account Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.
Accountant
Acqui-hire
When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Ad Network
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Adoption Drive
Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Adrenaline Junkie
Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Advisor
Against All Odds
Overwork your Employees 2s. When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.
All-Hands Call
Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Alumni Network
Profit 10. When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Animal Lover
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Apartment Upstairs
Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Artificial Intelligence
Inflict 90 Loss. Whenever another AI activates, Fast Track this 1s.
Assembly Line
Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Back Room
Backup Drives
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Bailout
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Black Swan
Black Turtleneck
Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.
Blameless Post-Mortem
Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Bootstrapped
Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Boycott
Brand Ambassador
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Brand Equity
Brand Loyalty
Bribe
Bulk Discount
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Burn Rate
Business Coach
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Busy Receptionist
Caffeine Addict
Catered Lunch
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Chief Storyteller
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Closed Sundays
Clutch Advisor
Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Code Monkey
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Coffee Chat
Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Coffee Machine
Collections Agent
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Comeback Kid
Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Comfy Chair
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Commission Structure
Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Community Board
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Community EBITDA
Gain 30 Valuation. Profit 15. Gain 2 Debt.
Community Manager
Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Company Handbook
Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Company Store
Profit 8 for each of your Employees. Gain 1 Debt.
Compliance Officer
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Compound Interest
Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Consultant
Conveyor Belt
Inflict 15 Loss. Move this asset one slot right.
Copywriter
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Corporate Espionage
The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.
Corporate Mole
Corporate Retreat
Gain 60 Moat. Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Corporate Sponsors
Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Corporate Spy
Creative Accounting
Credit Card Roulette
Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Crunch Time
Cubicle Farm
Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Daddy's Company
Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Daily Standup
Slow your Employees by 1s. Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.
Data Analyst
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Data Scientist
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.
Data Warehouse
Profit 22 for each Machine you control.
Debt Ceiling
Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Debt Spiral
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.
Delivery Bike
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.
Dividends
Dog-Friendly Office
Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Doorman
Early Adopter
Early Retirement
Liquidate the Employee to your right. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Earnings Call
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Economies of Scale
Inflict 40 Loss. When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.
Employee of the Month
Inflict 25 Loss for each of your Burned Out assets.
Enterprise Whale
Gain 4 Revenue. Profit 100. While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Evangelist
Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Executive Assistant
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Executive Bonus
Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Exit Interview
Expense Account
Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Factorybot
Fail Whale
Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.
Fair Wages
Family Office
Profit 50. When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Fat Cat
Feedback Loop
Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Final Notice
Fine Print
Apply 1 Debt. Your other assets apply +1 Debt.
Fire Marshal
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Fire Sale
Fleet Lease
Gain 1 Revenue. When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.
Fliers
Focus Group
Free Dinner After Eight
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.
Freelancer
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Fundraiser
Fundraising Gala
Generational Wealth
Profit 100. When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.
Generative AI
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.
Golden Goose
Golden Handcuffs
Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Golden Highrise
Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Golden Parachute
Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Goodwill Hunting
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
Graphic Designer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Grindset
Guinea Pig
Hand-Lettered Sign
Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.
Hard Worker
Hardware Upgrades
Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Headhunter
Hiring Freeze
Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.
Honest Books
Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.
Hostile Takeover
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Human in the Loop
Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
In-House Counsel
Gain 40 Moat. Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Insider Trading
Profit 30. When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Interest Check
Investor
IT Support
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Kanban
Key Person Insurance
Inflict 30 Loss. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.
Keycard
Keynote Speaker
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Kombucha Tap
Late Fee
Late Nights
Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
Legacy System
Profit 20. Inflict 30 Loss. When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.
Legal Department
Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.
Licensing Deal
Profit 10, plus Profit equal to 60% of your Moat.
Life Coach
Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Lights-Out Factory
Profit 100. Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Loan Shark
Lobbyist
Local Supplier
Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Long Memory
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loose Cannon
Loyal Clerk
Loyal Worker
Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Loyalty Program
Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Lunch 'n Learn
Profit 20. A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.
Luxury Yacht
Gain 50 Moat. When one of your assets Profits, gain 50% of it as Valuation.
Main Street
Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Mandatory Overtime
Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s. Profit 50. Gain 1 Debt.
Margin Call
Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Marketing Strategist
Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Martyr Complex
Gain 40 Moat. When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Mass Layoffs
Mathematician
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
Mental Health Day
Slow your Humans 1s. Restock your assets 2. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Middle Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Miracle Analyzer
Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Mom
Move Fast
Multi-Level Marketer
Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Nap Pod
Neighborhood Watch
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Nepo Baby
Net 90
Networking Event
When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.
Neural Network
Inflict 30 Loss. Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
No Rush
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Non-compete Agreement
Nothing To Lose
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.
Nuclear Reactor
Inflict 200 Loss. When this is Liquidated, take 200 Loss.
Office Bully
Inflict 100 Loss. Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Office Canary
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.
Office Cat
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.
Office Dog
Office Goldfish
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Office Hamster
Office Manager
Office Parrot
Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Office Raccoon
Gain 10 Moat. When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.
Office Rat
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Offshore Account
Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Oil Well
Old Money
On-Call Pager
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.
Open House
Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Open Late
Open Office
Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Oracle
Orbital Tax Haven
Remove 100% of your Debt. Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat.
Overtime Pay
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Paid Lobbyist
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Paid Reporter
Paper Tiger
Patent Portfolio
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.
Payday Loan
Performance Improvement Plan
Profit 20. Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
Performance Review
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Personal Trainer
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.
Petty Cash
Ping Pong Table
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Pink Elephant
Pitchman
Pizza Party
Poison Pill
Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 40 Loss.
Pop
PR Firm
Price Gouging
Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Price War
Private Equity
Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.
Project Manager
Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Prompt Engineer
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.
Propaganda
Public Record
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Quarterly Goals
Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Quiet Quitter
Rage Quit
Rainy Day
Ramen Budget
Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Recursive Improvements
Inflict 10 Loss. This doubles its own Loss.
Refactor
Referral Program
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Refinance
Regular Customer
Rent Is Due
Request for Proposal
Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Rest & Vest
Retainer Agreement
Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Retraining Program
Liquidate your smallest Employee. Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Robot Uprising
Inflict 20 Loss. Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Robot Worker
Rubber Duck
Sabbatical
Gain 100 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Sales Quota
Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Sales Training
Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Salesperson
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Salvage Yard
Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Satellite
Saturday Rush
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Scapegoat
SCRUM
Scrum Master
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Security Guard
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Security System
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Seen Worse
Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Server Rack
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Severance Package
Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Shaved Yak
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Shell Company
Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Side Hustle
Skeleton Crew
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.
Sketchy Contractor
Skillful Mentor
A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Small Talk
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Snail Mail
Social Media Manager
Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Software Upgrades
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 30. Apply 2 Debt.
Solar Farm
Gain 3 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Solo Maintainer
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Space Heater
Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Spin-off
Stealth Mode
Still Open
Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Stock Options
Permanently gain +6 Valuation. Your Employees produce 5 less Profit.
Subscription Model
Sudden Death Market
Overwork all assets 1s. Whenever any asset stops being Burned Out, Liquidate it.
Sudden Pivot
When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.
Sunday Dinner
Superfan
Sympathy Card
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Synthetic Data
Tax Evasion
Tax Fraud
Tax Loophole
Tech Debt
Temp Worker
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Terrible Boss
Inflict 40 Loss. Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
The Bookkeeper
The Handyman
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
The Idea Guy
The Janitor
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
The Singularity
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 5s. Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +15 Loss.
Total Deregulation
Overwork every asset on both boards 2s. Both companies gain 3 Scandal.
True Believer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Trust Fund
Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Two-Pizza Team
Profit 15. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Underdog Story
Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Unicorn
Union Buster
Union Rep
Union Worker
Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow your Employees 1s.
Unlimited PTO
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees act 10% faster. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 20 Moat.
Unpaid Intern
User Data
Vacant Lot
Valuation Consultant
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.
Vaporware
Viral Post
Volunteer
Vulture Capitalist
Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
War Chest
Waste Not
Watchdog
Weekend Help
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Well-oiled Factory
Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Wellness Program
Fast Track your Employees 0.1s. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 20 Moat.
Whistleblower
Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Year Twenty-Three
Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Zoning Petition
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.