MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.crunch_time
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Crunch Time
Uncommon Medium YEAR 3+

Crunch Time

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.crunch_time
Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
10.0 SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s. Profit 30.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $20 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$10 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +3.0 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
9.4% (3 / 32 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 7L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 3L
0.0%
0W / 2L
0.0%
0W / 1L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Crunch Time

7 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$675 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$845 Valuation
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DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$405 Valuation
9 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$620 Valuation
9 days ago