UC
Day 1 Incorporation Balance Sheet
Opening financial reserves and operational units deployed on Day 1 Year 1:
STARTING VALUATION
$90 Cap
STARTING TREASURY
$60 Funding
Staged Founding Board Assets
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.
Exclusive Assets & Policies
35 Assets • 8 PoliciesSignature Policies
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 5.
Common
Dossier →
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.4s.
Common
Dossier →
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Common
Dossier →
Your Employees act 10% faster. Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Common
Dossier →
Your Animals act 10% faster.
Common
Dossier →
While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 15% more Loss.
Common
Dossier →
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Common
Dossier →
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Tailored Municipal & Corporate Outlets (1)
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Founder Performance Telemetry
OVERALL WIN RATE
5.4%
(2W / 35L)
-44.6% below 50% market baseline.
COMPLETION vs. DROPOFF
31.6%
(37 / 117 started)
2 conceded early (1.7% dropoff rate).
Boardroom Financial Benchmarks
AVG FINAL VALUATION
$480
PEAK VALUATION RECORD
$1,163
AVG SURVIVAL (YEAR)
Year 5.2
FLAWLESS DOMINATIONS
0 (0 Losses)
Corporate Rival Matchup Matrix
Head-to-head records against hostile corporate entities when piloted by Scrappy:
⚠ PRIMARY NEMESIS
0.0% Win Rate
(0W / 1L)
★ MOST FAVORABLE MATCHUP
100.0% Win Rate
(44W / 0L)
First Local Savings
Head-to-Head:
44W - 0L
Total Battles:
44 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
44 battles
100.0%
(44W-0L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
6W - 14L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
20 battles
30.0%
(6W-14L)
True Believers
Head-to-Head:
1W - 15L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
16 battles
6.3%
(1W-15L)
Basement Holdings LLC
Head-to-Head:
5W - 8L
Total Battles:
13 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
13 battles
38.5%
(5W-8L)
Crunch Culture
Head-to-Head:
3W - 10L
Total Battles:
13 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
13 battles
23.1%
(3W-10L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
1W - 11L
Total Battles:
12 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
12 battles
8.3%
(1W-11L)
ClickFarm UltraGrowth
Head-to-Head:
1W - 11L
Total Battles:
12 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
12 battles
8.3%
(1W-11L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
4W - 7L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
11 battles
36.4%
(4W-7L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
1W - 10L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
11 battles
9.1%
(1W-10L)
Hustle House
Head-to-Head:
1W - 9L
Total Battles:
10 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
10 battles
10.0%
(1W-9L)
InstantClones Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
9W - 0L
Total Battles:
9 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
9 battles
100.0%
(9W-0L)
The Incorporation Bureau
Head-to-Head:
9W - 0L
Total Battles:
9 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
9 battles
100.0%
(9W-0L)
Poachers & Poachers LLC
Head-to-Head:
5W - 3L
Total Battles:
8 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
8 battles
62.5%
(5W-3L)
The Firm
Head-to-Head:
5W - 3L
Total Battles:
8 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
8 battles
62.5%
(5W-3L)
Former Boss & Associates
Head-to-Head:
7W - 0L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
100.0%
(7W-0L)
Dun & Badstreet Recovery
Head-to-Head:
7W - 0L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
100.0%
(7W-0L)
Cowboy Patent Holdings
Head-to-Head:
5W - 2L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
71.4%
(5W-2L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
5W - 2L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
71.4%
(5W-2L)
EZ Cash Advance
Head-to-Head:
6W - 0L
Total Battles:
6 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
6 battles
100.0%
(6W-0L)
SpaghettiCode Offshore
Head-to-Head:
4W - 2L
Total Battles:
6 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
6 battles
66.7%
(4W-2L)
Enterprise Procurements
Head-to-Head:
5W - 0L
Total Battles:
5 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
5 battles
100.0%
(5W-0L)
The Muckrakers
Head-to-Head:
2W - 3L
Total Battles:
5 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
5 battles
40.0%
(2W-3L)
Tokenomics DAO
Head-to-Head:
3W - 0L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
3 battles
100.0%
(3W-0L)
HN Skeptics
Head-to-Head:
2W - 1L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
3 battles
66.7%
(2W-1L)
Matcha & Microdose
Head-to-Head:
1W - 2L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
3 battles
33.3%
(1W-2L)
Former Co-Founder
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Prompt Wrappers
Head-to-Head:
1W - 1L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
2 battles
50.0%
(1W-1L)
Granite Holdings
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Singularity Fund
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Upstream Pillagers
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Municipal Inspector
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Venture Horizon Bank
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Zero-Click Answers
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Fractional CFO LLP
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
The Audit
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
Billings & Retainer LLP
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
ValuMart Supercenter
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Silicon Dreams
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
SeedForge Accelerator
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Country Club Syndicate
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Amazoff
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
The Hostile Bid
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Fusion Next Year, Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Rise & Grind Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Rent Is Due, LLC
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Interns Unlimited
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Cancel Anytime Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Signature Winning Board Synergies
Cards most frequently present on the final board during victory runs:
100.0%
2 wins
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
100.0%
2 wins
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
50.0%
1 wins
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
50.0%
1 wins
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
50.0%
1 wins
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
50.0%
1 wins
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recent Corporate Filings Piloted by Scrappy
DEFEAT
Year 3 • Bankruptcy • 0W / 3L
$210 Valuation
5 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$290 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 3 • Bankruptcy • 0W / 3L
$190 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 6 • Bankruptcy • 3W / 3L
$722 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 6 • Bankruptcy • 3W / 3L
$410 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 8 • Bankruptcy • 5W / 3L
$895 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 8 • Bankruptcy • 5W / 3L
$625 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$290 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 8 • Bankruptcy • 5W / 3L
$845 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$290 Valuation
8 days ago