MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

Ultracapitalism

Ultracapitalism is the high-velocity company-building auto-battler where you customize your company, scale enterprise valuation, liquidate rival CEOs in asynchronous PvP, and survive the 30-second liquidity crisis.

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ASYNC PVP: ONLINE
AMAZOFF
GOOGOL
WEWERK
HN SKEPTICS
THERANONSENSE
CLICKFARM GROWTH
SEEDFORGE ACCELERATOR

How Corporate Domination Works

Four quarterly decisions. One annual liquidation duel. Survive eight fiscal years to achieve unbounded market dominance—or go bankrupt trying.

STEP 01 FOUNDER SELECT
ACTIVE Scrappy Scrappy
Baron Baron
Sergei Sergei
Mom & Pop Mom&Pop
RUNWAY: $60M VALUATION: $90M

Choose Your CEO

Incorporate your company. Select one of 4 founder archetypes. Each brings distinct starting runway, corporate valuation, starter assets, and ruthless economic perks.

STEP 02 4 QUARTERS / YEAR
Q1 ✓ Q2 ✓ Q3 ACTIVE Q4 [Duel]
🏪 Vendor Shop
👨‍💻 Hire Talent 10x Dev
📜 Policy Bylaws

Quarterly Decisions

Expand your corporate fleet. Each fiscal year is broken into 4 quarters. Every quarter, choose between 3 strategic options to recruit talent, draft bylaws, or visit boutique vendors.

STEP 03 ANNUAL AUDIT
YOUR CORP AUTOBATTLE RIVAL INC
NO MANUAL TURNS AUTO-RESOLVING
-$40M LOSS

Boardroom Auto-Battle

Sit back and watch the destruction. At year's end, your corporate fleet automatically clashes against another company. Active cooldowns trigger without manual intervention.

STEP 04 VICTORY GOAL
DOMINATIONS: 6 / 8 WINS
7 8
BANKRUPTCY RISK: 1 / 3 STRIKES
💀 LOSS SAFE SAFE

Achieve Market Dominance

Scale fast or file Chapter 11. Liquidate 8 rival businesses to monopolize the market. Suffer 3 bankruptcies, and your syndicate is wiped out. Scale fast or burn out.

💼 Ready for the boardroom floor? Launch the instant browser terminal above or inspect founder archetypes below.
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Choose Your Founder Archetype

Every run begins with a philosophy. Pick the founder whose moral bankruptcy best matches your strategic vision.

Scrappy
The Bootstrapped Hustler

Scrappy

AUTHORIZED DOSSIER

“Bootstrapped and cash-poor. Low Valuation, the deepest Funding in the game, and nothing but hustle to spend it on.”

Initial Valuation
$90M
Starting Runway
$60M
Starting Assets Foundational Deck • 2 Core Assets
Strategic Directive: Agile, underfunded, and relentlessly aggressive. Convert sweat equity into compound market cap before the runway evaporates.

The Corporate Tech Stack

Over 150 authentic assets to recruit, purchase, and deploy across 4 scaling operational tiers: Basic, Plus, Pro, and Enterprise.

▲ 30
Unpaid Intern
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 20
10X Coder
10X Coder

10X Coder

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE UNCOMMON
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⚡ 1s
Coffee Machine
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 14
Burn Rate
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Take 14 Loss.
Overwork your Machines 2s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 10
Hard Worker
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
Code Monkey
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◈ 80
In-House Counsel
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE UNCOMMON
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
⇈ 17
Creative Accounting
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

PRO
MEDIUM SCHEME UNCOMMON
8.0
SEC
Gain 17 Revenue.
Gain 2 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⇈ 1
Cubicle Farm
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY UNCOMMON
8.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 160
Vulture Capitalist
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL UNCOMMON
6.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Apply 4 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡ 1.5s
Rubber Duck
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 24
Robot Worker
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 60
Pop
Pop

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡ 1.5s
Scrum Master
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit 30.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
⏳ 1.5s
Union Buster
Union Buster

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Slow a rival Employee 1.
5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
⚡ 3s
Office Cat
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 80
Golden Parachute
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

PRO
SMALL SCHEME UNCOMMON
7.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
When this is Liquidated, Profit 240.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ 160
Fail Whale
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

PRO
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE UNCOMMON
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 4s.
Gain 160 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 200
Fat Cat
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

PRO
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE UNCOMMON
9.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Slow your adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈ 320
Unicorn
Unicorn

Unicorn

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME RARE
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +200 Valuation.
Gain 320 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▼ 30
Bribe
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME UNCOMMON
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 1
The Janitor
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE UNCOMMON
14.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
⚡ 3
Tax Evasion
Tax Evasion

Tax Evasion

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME RARE
8.0
SEC
Gain 3 Scandal.
Your assets Profit +30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 480
Mass Layoffs
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

PRO
LARGE SCHEME RARE
10.0
SEC
Profit 480.
Gain 7 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 120
Insider Trading
Insider Trading

Insider Trading

PRO
LARGE SCHEME RARE
8.0
SEC
Profit 120.
When a rival asset Profits, Profit 180 and apply 4 Scandal to both companies.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 80
Generative AI
Generative AI

Generative AI

PRO
MEDIUM AI RARE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 400
Bailout
Bailout

Bailout

ENTERPRISE
LARGE SCHEME UNICORN
9.0
SEC
Gain 400 Moat.
The first time you would go under, Profit 3200 instead.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⇈ 12
Orbital Tax Haven
Orbital Tax Haven

Orbital Tax Haven

ENTERPRISE
LARGE PROPERTY RARE
9.0
SEC
Remove 100% of your Debt.
Gain 12 Revenue.
Gain 320 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 160
The Singularity
The Singularity

The Singularity

ENTERPRISE
LARGE AI UNICORN
10.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 15s.
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +120 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 320
Offshore Account
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20
Volunteer
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40
Consultant
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 10
Corporate Mole
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
The rival loses 10 Valuation.
▲ 200
Golden Goose
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈ 100
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE UNCOMMON
7.0
SEC
Gain 100 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 140.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 4
Lobbyist
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME UNCOMMON
6.0
SEC
Apply 4 Debt.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 100
Black Swan
Black Swan

Black Swan

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME RARE
10.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 80
Executive Bonus
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

PRO
SMALL SCHEME RARE
8.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 640.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⇈ 32
Enterprise Whale
Enterprise Whale

Enterprise Whale

ENTERPRISE
LARGE ANIMAL RARE
16.0
SEC
Gain 32 Revenue.
Profit 800.
While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
+110 MORE
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What Top Executives Are Whispering

Excerpts from internal memos, regulatory depositions, and emergency board meetings.

“I tried to acquire their company in Year 2. They chained three Coffee Machines to a 10x Coder and liquidated my entire cash reserve in under four seconds. We are filing for Chapter 11 tomorrow.”

👔
Former CEO of Amazoff
Currently Managing a Food Truck

“The simulation engine is completely deterministic, yet their legal department managed to invent three new offshore accounts during the closing bell. We don't even know who to subpoena.”

⚖️
Special Investigator Vance
SEC Bureau of Corporate Warfare

“I worked eighty-five hours last week and my manager paid me in ‘synergistic experience points.’ Best job I’ve ever had. My Moat is completely maxed out.”

Anonymous Unpaid Intern
Glassdoor 5-Star Review

Frequently Asked Questions

Answers to common inquiries submitted by shareholders, founders, and regulatory agencies.

Is this game really free to play right here in my browser?

Yes. Ultracapitalism runs directly inside any modern web browser via WebGL with zero plugins, zero downloads, and zero mandatory account creation. All seed funding is provided on credit.

How does the asynchronous ghost PvP system work?

At the close of every fiscal year, your company snapshot—including your active asset board, policy lineup, and valuation metrics—is synced to the corporate server ledger. When you battle in an End-of-Year Review, matchmaking pairs you against a real executive's fleet recorded at that exact same fiscal year and record, simulated deterministically tick-by-tick.

What happens during the 30-Second Market Crash?

If a boardroom battle lasts longer than 30 seconds, the macroeconomy implodes. Cash burns at a base penalty plus an escalating percentage every second. The only way to survive is through deep Moat reserves, fast-acting damage combos, or Surplus conversion.

Can I liquidate my co-founder mid-run?

In Ultracapitalism, all assets can be sold back to liquidators for 50% of their initial purchase value. Whether you should sacrifice your co-founder to buy an Orbital Tax Haven is an ethical question outside the scope of our software license.