Hustle Culture

Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)

Your aunt has brought the chequebook to dinner. She has also brought opinions. The two are available together, or separately at a smaller amount.

Quick one. Is there a handbook? Somebody asked if we get holidays and I said I'd ask, and now everyone's looking at me. Are there *rules*?

You're still at Consolidated. I checked the badge in your pocket. You're building our thing on *their* laptop, and their laptop keeps a log.

Your people are *vibrating*. That's not a compliment, it's a diagnosis. I can slow them down for a fee, or you can keep calling the vibration culture.

Unlimited PTO. Say it slowly. Nobody takes it, because nobody knows how much is *too* much, and the ones who guess wrong warn the rest. It costs you nothing.

Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers