UC
Day 1 Incorporation Balance Sheet
Opening financial reserves and operational units deployed on Day 1 Year 1:
STARTING VALUATION
$95 Cap
STARTING TREASURY
$50 Funding
Exclusive Assets & Policies
34 Assets • 8 PoliciesSignature Policies
Common
Dossier →
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Common
Dossier →
After a lost battle, receive {run0.0} Funding.
Common
Dossier →
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Common
Dossier →
When you hire a Human, get {run0.0} Funding back.
Common
Dossier →
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Common
Dossier →
When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 8 Moat.
Common
Dossier →
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Common
Dossier →
When the Market Crash begins, gain 15 Moat for each Human you have.
Tailored Municipal & Corporate Outlets (2)
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Founder Performance Telemetry
OVERALL WIN RATE
12.5%
(7W / 49L)
-37.5% below 50% market baseline.
COMPLETION vs. DROPOFF
60.2%
(56 / 93 started)
1 conceded early (1.1% dropoff rate).
Boardroom Financial Benchmarks
AVG FINAL VALUATION
$700
PEAK VALUATION RECORD
$1,325
AVG SURVIVAL (YEAR)
Year 7.4
FLAWLESS DOMINATIONS
2 (0 Losses)
Corporate Rival Matchup Matrix
Head-to-head records against hostile corporate entities when piloted by Mom & Pop:
⚠ PRIMARY NEMESIS
0.0% Win Rate
(0W / 1L)
★ MOST FAVORABLE MATCHUP
100.0% Win Rate
(27W / 0L)
Dun & Badstreet Recovery
Head-to-Head:
24W - 4L
Total Battles:
28 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
28 battles
85.7%
(24W-4L)
First Local Savings
Head-to-Head:
27W - 0L
Total Battles:
27 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
27 battles
100.0%
(27W-0L)
Poachers & Poachers LLC
Head-to-Head:
22W - 4L
Total Battles:
26 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
26 battles
84.6%
(22W-4L)
The Muckrakers
Head-to-Head:
20W - 6L
Total Battles:
26 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
26 battles
76.9%
(20W-6L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
22W - 3L
Total Battles:
25 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
25 battles
88.0%
(22W-3L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
4W - 19L
Total Battles:
23 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
23 battles
17.4%
(4W-19L)
Basement Holdings LLC
Head-to-Head:
18W - 4L
Total Battles:
22 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
22 battles
81.8%
(18W-4L)
Enterprise Procurements
Head-to-Head:
21W - 0L
Total Battles:
21 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
21 battles
100.0%
(21W-0L)
EZ Cash Advance
Head-to-Head:
20W - 1L
Total Battles:
21 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
21 battles
95.2%
(20W-1L)
The Firm
Head-to-Head:
16W - 5L
Total Battles:
21 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
21 battles
76.2%
(16W-5L)
Hustle House
Head-to-Head:
2W - 19L
Total Battles:
21 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
21 battles
9.5%
(2W-19L)
Tokenomics DAO
Head-to-Head:
20W - 0L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
20 battles
100.0%
(20W-0L)
InstantClones Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
20W - 0L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
20 battles
100.0%
(20W-0L)
Cowboy Patent Holdings
Head-to-Head:
19W - 1L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
20 battles
95.0%
(19W-1L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
18W - 2L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
20 battles
90.0%
(18W-2L)
ClickFarm UltraGrowth
Head-to-Head:
4W - 16L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
20 battles
20.0%
(4W-16L)
True Believers
Head-to-Head:
3W - 17L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
20 battles
15.0%
(3W-17L)
SpaghettiCode Offshore
Head-to-Head:
19W - 0L
Total Battles:
19 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
19 battles
100.0%
(19W-0L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
5W - 13L
Total Battles:
18 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
18 battles
27.8%
(5W-13L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
13W - 4L
Total Battles:
17 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
17 battles
76.5%
(13W-4L)
Billings & Retainer LLP
Head-to-Head:
6W - 11L
Total Battles:
17 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
17 battles
35.3%
(6W-11L)
ValuMart Supercenter
Head-to-Head:
15W - 1L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
16 battles
93.8%
(15W-1L)
Former Boss & Associates
Head-to-Head:
14W - 0L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
14 battles
100.0%
(14W-0L)
Crunch Culture
Head-to-Head:
10W - 4L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
14 battles
71.4%
(10W-4L)
Matcha & Microdose
Head-to-Head:
7W - 7L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
14 battles
50.0%
(7W-7L)
Granite Holdings
Head-to-Head:
8W - 0L
Total Battles:
8 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
8 battles
100.0%
(8W-0L)
Singularity Fund
Head-to-Head:
7W - 0L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
100.0%
(7W-0L)
Former Co-Founder
Head-to-Head:
7W - 0L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
100.0%
(7W-0L)
Upstream Pillagers
Head-to-Head:
6W - 0L
Total Battles:
6 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
6 battles
100.0%
(6W-0L)
Country Club Syndicate
Head-to-Head:
4W - 0L
Total Battles:
4 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
4 battles
100.0%
(4W-0L)
Zero-Click Answers
Head-to-Head:
4W - 0L
Total Battles:
4 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
4 battles
100.0%
(4W-0L)
Fractional CFO LLP
Head-to-Head:
2W - 2L
Total Battles:
4 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
4 battles
50.0%
(2W-2L)
The Hostile Bid
Head-to-Head:
3W - 0L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
3 battles
100.0%
(3W-0L)
Prompt Wrappers
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Silicon Dreams
Head-to-Head:
1W - 1L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
2 battles
50.0%
(1W-1L)
Municipal Inspector
Head-to-Head:
1W - 1L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
2 battles
50.0%
(1W-1L)
SeedForge Accelerator
Head-to-Head:
1W - 1L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
2 battles
50.0%
(1W-1L)
Fusion Next Year, Inc.
Head-to-Head:
1W - 1L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
2 battles
50.0%
(1W-1L)
The Audit
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Amazoff
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Rise & Grind Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
The Incorporation Bureau
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
HN Skeptics
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Venture Horizon Bank
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Rent Is Due, LLC
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Interns Unlimited
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Cancel Anytime Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Signature Winning Board Synergies
Cards most frequently present on the final board during victory runs:
100.0%
7 wins
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
100.0%
7 wins
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
71.4%
5 wins
Back Room
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
57.1%
4 wins
Waste Not
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
42.9%
3 wins
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
42.9%
3 wins
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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DEFEAT
Year 9 • Bankruptcy • 6W / 3L
$880 Valuation
about 5 hours ago
DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$590 Valuation
about 6 hours ago
DEFEAT
Year 9 • Bankruptcy • 6W / 3L
$785 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 5 • Bankruptcy • 2W / 3L
$375 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 8 • Bankruptcy • 5W / 3L
$680 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 6 • Bankruptcy • 3W / 3L
$525 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 9 • Bankruptcy • 6W / 3L
$775 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$920 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 9 • Bankruptcy • 6W / 3L
$810 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 9 • Bankruptcy • 6W / 3L
$775 Valuation
3 days ago