MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

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Apartment Upstairs

Apartment Upstairs

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Uncommon
Pick 26.7% (4/15)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.

Uncommon
Pick 35.0% (7/20)
Win 45.5% (5W/6L)
Boycott

Boycott

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.

Rare
Pick 66.7% (2/3)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Slow your assets 2s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 20.0% (2/10)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Common
Pick 41.9% (13/31)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Uncommon
Pick 18.2% (4/22)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.

Common
Pick 31.6% (6/19)
Win 0.0% (0W/4L)
Exit Interview

Exit Interview

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.

Common
Pick 0.0% (0/2)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Fair Wages

Fair Wages

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.

Uncommon
Pick 16.7% (2/12)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 50% Market Share.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.

Common
Pick 55.6% (10/18)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Your assets cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/0)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Uncommon
Pick 22.2% (2/9)
Win 66.7% (2W/1L)
Long Memory

Long Memory

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/10)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Common
Pick 44.4% (24/54)
Win 14.3% (1W/6L)
Main Street

Main Street

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Gain 4 Revenue.
Gain 15 Moat.
Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.

Rare
Pick 22.2% (2/9)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Common
Pick 3.4% (1/29)
Win 14.6% (7W/41L)
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Uncommon
Pick 11.1% (2/18)
Win 0.0% (0W/6L)
No Rush

No Rush

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 5 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 5 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 40.0% (6/15)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Profit 12.
Gain 5 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.

Common
Pick 4.5% (1/22)
Win 0.0% (0W/4L)
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Common
Pick 12.1% (4/33)
Win 12.7% (7W/48L)
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Uncommon
Pick 30.0% (3/10)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Uncommon
Pick 16.7% (2/12)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Profit 12.
Gain 6 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Common
Pick 25.0% (2/8)
Win 0.0% (0W/3L)
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.

Common
Pick 22.2% (6/27)
Win 33.3% (1W/2L)
Seen Worse

Seen Worse

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/4)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Small Talk

Small Talk

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.

Common
Pick 0.0% (0/9)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Still Open

Still Open

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
Gain 5 Revenue.
Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.

Rare
Pick 10.0% (1/10)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Fast Track your Humans 2s.
Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 6.3% (1/16)
Win 0.0% (0W/7L)
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Uncommon
Pick 50.0% (12/24)
Win 0.0% (0W/3L)
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Uncommon
Pick 29.4% (5/17)
Win 50.0% (2W/2L)
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Common
Pick 25.0% (7/28)
Win 50.0% (4W/4L)
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Common
Pick 28.6% (10/35)
Win 10.0% (1W/9L)
Year Twenty-Three

Year Twenty-Three

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit.
Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.

Unicorn
Pick 0.0% (0/2)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 35.7% (5/14)
Win 0.0% (0W/4L)