UC
Day 1 Incorporation Balance Sheet
Opening financial reserves and operational units deployed on Day 1 Year 1:
STARTING VALUATION
$110 Cap
STARTING TREASURY
$50 Funding
Staged Founding Board Assets
Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Exclusive Assets & Policies
43 Assets • 8 PoliciesSignature Policies
Common
Dossier →
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Common
Dossier →
Your assets have +1500% Windfall chance. Start each battle with 4 Debt.
Common
Dossier →
When Debt is applied to you, inflict 6 Loss.
Common
Dossier →
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Common
Dossier →
At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 3s and take 2 Scandal.
Common
Dossier →
Your assets Profit 10 more. Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Common
Dossier →
When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.3s.
Tailored Municipal & Corporate Outlets (5)
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Founder Performance Telemetry
OVERALL WIN RATE
7.5%
(5W / 62L)
-42.5% below 50% market baseline.
COMPLETION vs. DROPOFF
69.8%
(67 / 96 started)
0 conceded early (0.0% dropoff rate).
Boardroom Financial Benchmarks
AVG FINAL VALUATION
$524
PEAK VALUATION RECORD
$1,220
AVG SURVIVAL (YEAR)
Year 6.0
FLAWLESS DOMINATIONS
0 (0 Losses)
Corporate Rival Matchup Matrix
Head-to-head records against hostile corporate entities when piloted by Sergei:
⚠ PRIMARY NEMESIS
0.0% Win Rate
(0W / 19L)
★ MOST FAVORABLE MATCHUP
100.0% Win Rate
(18W / 0L)
First Local Savings
Head-to-Head:
28W - 1L
Total Battles:
29 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
29 battles
96.6%
(28W-1L)
Crunch Culture
Head-to-Head:
8W - 18L
Total Battles:
26 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
26 battles
30.8%
(8W-18L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
3W - 19L
Total Battles:
22 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
22 battles
13.6%
(3W-19L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
8W - 13L
Total Battles:
21 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
21 battles
38.1%
(8W-13L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
8W - 12L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
20 battles
40.0%
(8W-12L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
3W - 17L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
20 battles
15.0%
(3W-17L)
True Believers
Head-to-Head:
0W - 19L
Total Battles:
19 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
19 battles
0.0%
(0W-19L)
Enterprise Procurements
Head-to-Head:
18W - 0L
Total Battles:
18 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
18 battles
100.0%
(18W-0L)
ClickFarm UltraGrowth
Head-to-Head:
0W - 18L
Total Battles:
18 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
18 battles
0.0%
(0W-18L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
15W - 1L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
16 battles
93.8%
(15W-1L)
Billings & Retainer LLP
Head-to-Head:
5W - 11L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
16 battles
31.3%
(5W-11L)
Hustle House
Head-to-Head:
0W - 16L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
16 battles
0.0%
(0W-16L)
Basement Holdings LLC
Head-to-Head:
5W - 10L
Total Battles:
15 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
15 battles
33.3%
(5W-10L)
Former Boss & Associates
Head-to-Head:
14W - 0L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
14 battles
100.0%
(14W-0L)
Cowboy Patent Holdings
Head-to-Head:
13W - 1L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
14 battles
92.9%
(13W-1L)
Poachers & Poachers LLC
Head-to-Head:
12W - 1L
Total Battles:
13 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
13 battles
92.3%
(12W-1L)
The Muckrakers
Head-to-Head:
11W - 2L
Total Battles:
13 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
13 battles
84.6%
(11W-2L)
SpaghettiCode Offshore
Head-to-Head:
10W - 2L
Total Battles:
12 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
12 battles
83.3%
(10W-2L)
Tokenomics DAO
Head-to-Head:
10W - 1L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
11 battles
90.9%
(10W-1L)
The Firm
Head-to-Head:
9W - 2L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
11 battles
81.8%
(9W-2L)
EZ Cash Advance
Head-to-Head:
9W - 1L
Total Battles:
10 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
10 battles
90.0%
(9W-1L)
ValuMart Supercenter
Head-to-Head:
9W - 0L
Total Battles:
9 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
9 battles
100.0%
(9W-0L)
Dun & Badstreet Recovery
Head-to-Head:
7W - 2L
Total Battles:
9 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
9 battles
77.8%
(7W-2L)
Matcha & Microdose
Head-to-Head:
1W - 6L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
7 battles
14.3%
(1W-6L)
InstantClones Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
5W - 1L
Total Battles:
6 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
6 battles
83.3%
(5W-1L)
Upstream Pillagers
Head-to-Head:
3W - 0L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
3 battles
100.0%
(3W-0L)
Municipal Inspector
Head-to-Head:
3W - 0L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
3 battles
100.0%
(3W-0L)
The Audit
Head-to-Head:
2W - 1L
Total Battles:
3 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
3 battles
66.7%
(2W-1L)
Singularity Fund
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Former Co-Founder
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Zero-Click Answers
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
The Hostile Bid
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Venture Horizon Bank
Head-to-Head:
0W - 2L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
2 battles
0.0%
(0W-2L)
Granite Holdings
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Fractional CFO LLP
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Amazoff
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Rent Is Due, LLC
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Interns Unlimited
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Silicon Dreams
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
SeedForge Accelerator
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
Cancel Anytime Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 1L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
1 battle
0.0%
(0W-1L)
Prompt Wrappers
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
The Incorporation Bureau
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Country Club Syndicate
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
HN Skeptics
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Fusion Next Year, Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Rise & Grind Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Signature Winning Board Synergies
Cards most frequently present on the final board during victory runs:
80.0%
4 wins
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
80.0%
4 wins
Hardware Upgrades
MEDIUM
MACHINE
10.0
SEC
▸
Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
60.0%
3 wins
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
60.0%
3 wins
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
60.0%
3 wins
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
60.0%
3 wins
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Recent Corporate Filings Piloted by Sergei
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$365 Valuation
about 2 hours ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$275 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$285 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 5 • Bankruptcy • 2W / 3L
$345 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$275 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 3 • Bankruptcy • 0W / 3L
$240 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$310 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 4 • Bankruptcy • 1W / 3L
$285 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 8 • Bankruptcy • 5W / 3L
$735 Valuation
3 days ago
VICTORY
Year 9 • Domination • 8W / 1L
$815 Valuation
3 days ago