Bankruptcy Filed

Borrowed WiFi Holdings

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 19, 2026 at 12:08 UTC

Final Valuation

$275

Final Liquid Funding

$313

Fiscal Review Record

1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 12 ⇈ 1

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

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◈ 40

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

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▼ 20 ▲ 5

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

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▲ 20

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 8

Ad Network

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME AI

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 80

✦ MVP ✦

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS

MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 80.

▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 60

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 25%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 14 Funding

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Enacted Corporate Policies

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $275 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$110	0	1	Setback
Year 2	$150	0	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$210	1	2	1 Strike Left
Year 4	$275	1	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Borrowed WiFi Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

1W / 2L

3 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

33.3%

1 rival repelled

Active Board Snapshots

4 Filings

Years 1 through 4