MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Pinnacle Equity Partners

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 18, 2026 at 19:17 UTC
Final Valuation
$735
Final Liquid Funding
$1,749
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Leveraged
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◈ 40
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 2 Scandal.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 100 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#4
Copywriter
✦ MVP ✦

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 120
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 320
Snail Mail
Unionized
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 15
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#8
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▲ 120
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Austerity Measures
PLUS
#1
POLICY PLUS
Start each battle with 80 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
#2
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
PLUS
#3
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
#4
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
#5
Your assets act 300 faster.
Technical Debt
#6
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
#7
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
#8
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 8 $735 VALUATION 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $260 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $260 Valuation Yr 4 $335 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $335 Valuation Yr 5 $435 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $435 Valuation Yr 6 $585 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $585 Valuation Yr 7 $660 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $660 Valuation Yr 8 $735 Fiscal Year 8: 5 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $735 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $160 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $260 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $335 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $435 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $585 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $660 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $735 5 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Pinnacle Equity Partners is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
5W / 11L
16 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
31.3%
5 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Snail Mail
+

Snail Mail

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 160.
Remove 8 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Snail Mail
+

Snail Mail

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 160.
Remove 8 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Busy Receptionist
+
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $260 1W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Busy Receptionist
+
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
YEAR 4 $335 2W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Busy Receptionist
+
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Austerity Measures
+
POLICY PLUS
Start each battle with 80 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 5 $435 3W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Busy Receptionist
+
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Austerity Measures
+
POLICY PLUS
Start each battle with 80 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Technical Debt
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 6 $510 4W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 1 Scandal.
Gain 20 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Busy Receptionist
+
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Austerity Measures
+
POLICY PLUS
Start each battle with 80 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Technical Debt
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 7 $585 5W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Scapegoat
+

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 2 Scandal.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 100 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Copywriter
++

Copywriter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 8 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Busy Receptionist
++
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
++
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Austerity Measures
+
POLICY PLUS
Start each battle with 80 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Technical Debt
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 8 $660 5W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
+
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Scapegoat
+

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 2 Scandal.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 100 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Copywriter
+++

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Busy Receptionist
+++
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Snail Mail
++
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Austerity Measures
+
POLICY PLUS
Start each battle with 80 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Technical Debt
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.