MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Busy Receptionist
Common Small

Busy Receptionist

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.busy_receptionist
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
4.0 SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $8 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$4 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +3.8 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
22.4% (46 / 205 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
5.1% (2W / 37L)

-44.9% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 7L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 3L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 13L
Mom & Pop
12.5%
2W / 14L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Busy Receptionist

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Meridian Instruments
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$880 Valuation
about 5 hours ago
DEFEAT
Indemnity Initiatives
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$785 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Sleep When Liquidated
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$680 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Momentum Partners
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$525 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Meridian Operations
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$775 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
No Runway Networks
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$555 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Pinnacle Equity Partners
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$735 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
OmniGlobal Capital
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
4 days ago
DEFEAT
Living On Hope Ltd.
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$480 Valuation
5 days ago
VICTORY
Sterling Syndicate
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$870 Valuation
6 days ago