MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.press_room
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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The Press Room
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.19 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 4–99

The Press Room

“Buy the narrative before someone else writes it for you.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.press_room

Buy PR and media assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (36 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Keynote Speaker (6 sold) Salesperson (6 sold) Loyalty Program (4 sold) Paper Tiger (4 sold) Busy Receptionist (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
26.6% (42 / 158 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.19 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.19 cards per stop (40% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
50 items ($641 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (4 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$8 NEW UNIT about 6 hours ago
$14 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 6 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 7 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Press Room's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

26 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 9 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 70.0% (7/10)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 10
2-SLOT
Boycott

Boycott

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Boycott

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 66.7% (2/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 50% Market Share.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Hand-Lettered Sign

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 55.6% (10/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 37.1% (23/62)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 35.3% (6/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 32.7% (16/49)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 31.4% (11/35)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 30.0% (3/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 28.1% (27/96)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 60
2-SLOT
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Pink Elephant

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 27.1% (54/199)
Win Rate 10.0% (3W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 40
3-SLOT
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Fail Whale

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.4% (33/125)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 26.1% (18/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 18 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 24.8% (31/125)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 1 Scandal.
Gain 20 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Scapegoat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 24.5% (23/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Loyalty Program

Loyalty Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Loyalty Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.

Pick Rate 23.7% (9/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (46/205)
Win Rate 5.1% (2W/37L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 20 Moat.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Focus Group

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 20.6% (7/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Referral Program

Referral Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Referral Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.

Pick Rate 18.2% (2/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Bribe

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.8% (4/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Propaganda

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 6 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

PR Firm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Remove 50% of your Scandal.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Scandal.
When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Small Talk

Small Talk

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Small Talk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Long Memory

Long Memory

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Long Memory

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Brand Loyalty

Brand Loyalty

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Profit 25.
Your Humans Profit +10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Brand Loyalty

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Paid Lobbyist

Paid Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival.
Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Brand Equity

Brand Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Brand Equity

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$100 Funding
LIST PRICE

When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Whistleblower

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here