MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.fail_whale
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Fail Whale
Uncommon Large

Fail Whale

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.fail_whale
Animal Machine
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
8.0 SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $16 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$8 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +5.0 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

10 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Machine Shop
Tag Filter (Animal, Machine)
1.0x Base Price
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Venture Floor
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Robotics Expo
Tag Filter (Animal, Machine)
1.0x Price
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Heavy Industries Expo
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price
Refurbished Hardware
Tag Filter (Animal, Machine)
0.5x Price
City Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
26.4% (33 / 125 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 4L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

No filings
0.0%
0W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Fail Whale

4 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$720 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$520 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$575 Valuation
9 days ago