MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 7 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 17:43 UTC
Final Valuation
$575
Final Liquid Funding
$1,815
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

#0
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Skeleton Crew
✦ MVP ✦

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Gain 20 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 12
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 12
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ 40
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Shop Local
#1
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Open Door Policy
#2
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
#3
Your assets act 300 faster.
Living Wage
#4
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Credit On The House
#5
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Twenty-Three Years
#6
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 7 $575 VALUATION 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $145 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $145 Valuation Yr 3 $215 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $215 Valuation Yr 4 $280 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $280 Valuation Yr 5 $350 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $350 Valuation Yr 6 $425 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $425 Valuation Yr 7 $575 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $575 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $145 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $215 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $280 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $350 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $425 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $575 4 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
3W / 7L
10 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
30.0%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 2 $145 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 3 $215 1W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 4 $280 2W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 5 $350 3W - 1S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Gain 10 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 6 $425 3W - 2S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Gain 10 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Credit On The House
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 7 $500 4W - 2S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skeleton Crew
+

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Gain 20 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Credit On The House
Start each battle with 60 Moat and no Debt.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.