MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.executive_assistant
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Executive Assistant
Common Small YEAR 3+

Executive Assistant

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.executive_assistant
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +3.0 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
7.7% (4 / 52 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
8.3% (1W / 11L)

-41.7% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 2L
0.0%
0W / 3L
0.0%
0W / 5L
50.0%
1W / 1L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Executive Assistant

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$900 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$800 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
3 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$795 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$300 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$295 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$625 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$700 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$490 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$490 Valuation
8 days ago