MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.corner_kiosk
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
The Corner Kiosk
Asset Market 🏷️ 5% OFF 📦 5 Stock Slots 🛒 2.63 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–6

The Corner Kiosk

“A compact sidewalk kiosk stocking single-slot tools, pocket services, and quick recruits.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.corner_kiosk

Buy small 1-slot assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 5 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 5% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (136 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Corporate Mole (9 sold) Office Manager (9 sold) Petty Cash (7 sold) Scrum Master (7 sold) Vulture Capitalist (7 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
40.7% (79 / 194 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.63 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.63 cards per stop (53% shelf clearance of 5 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
208 items ($2208 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (17 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$13 NEW UNIT about 2 hours ago
$11 NEW UNIT about 2 hours ago
$11 NEW UNIT about 2 hours ago
$11 NEW UNIT about 2 hours ago
$11 NEW UNIT about 2 hours ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 3 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Corner Kiosk's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

136 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 0 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
1-SLOT
Office Goldfish

Office Goldfish

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Office Goldfish

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Office Parrot

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Office Parrot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.

Pick Rate 75.0% (3/4)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Office Dog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 75.0% (3/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $15
-5% OFF

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 70.0% (7/10)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Union Buster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 66.7% (8/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 50% Market Share.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Hand-Lettered Sign

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 55.6% (10/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 50.0% (12/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Early Adopter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Pick Rate 50.0% (3/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Slow a rival asset 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Legal Department

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Pick Rate 46.7% (7/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 45.0% (18/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 44.4% (24/54)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Account Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.

Pick Rate 44.4% (52/117)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 160
1-SLOT
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Executive Bonus

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 42.9% (3/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 41.9% (13/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 28
1-SLOT
Price War

Price War

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Take 12 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Price War

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 28 Loss. Take 12 Loss.

Pick Rate 41.2% (7/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.
8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 39.4% (13/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Conveyor Belt

Conveyor Belt

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
3.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Move this asset one slot right.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Conveyor Belt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. Move this asset one slot right.

Pick Rate 38.7% (12/31)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 37.5% (6/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 37.1% (23/62)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 14 Loss.
Profit 10.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 36.2% (47/130)
Win Rate 5.0% (1W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 36.2% (63/174)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Zoning Petition

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 35.7% (5/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 35.3% (6/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 34.9% (68/195)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 34.7% (84/242)
Win Rate 9.7% (3W/28L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 34.0% (16/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Restock an adjacent asset 1.

Pick Rate 33.3% (40/120)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 120
1-SLOT
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Parachute

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
1-SLOT
Clutch Advisor

Clutch Advisor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Clutch Advisor

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $15
-5% OFF

Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Nothing To Lose

Nothing To Lose

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss.
The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Nothing To Lose

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (3/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 32.7% (16/49)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Analyst

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 32.6% (28/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Server Rack

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 14.3% (2W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 31.8% (7/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 400
1-SLOT
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Collections Agent

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (24/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 6
1-SLOT
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Delivery Bike

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 31.4% (11/35)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15 for each Human you control.
When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Multi-Level Marketer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 30.8% (4/13)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Life Coach

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Life Coach

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 30.4% (7/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 36
1-SLOT
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Final Notice

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 30.0% (24/80)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 30.0% (3/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Scientist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.2% (26/89)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 29.0% (54/186)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 50.
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 28.8% (40/139)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Bulk Discount

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Pick Rate 28.4% (19/67)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Assembly Line

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 28.3% (17/60)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 28.2% (11/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 28.1% (27/96)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Vulture Capitalist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.

Pick Rate 27.7% (18/65)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.6% (40/145)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $15
-5% OFF

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 27.1% (54/199)
Win Rate 10.0% (3W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Ad Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 27.0% (17/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 26.8% (11/41)
Win Rate 7.1% (1W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 26.4% (64/242)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 400
1-SLOT
Dividends

Dividends

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Dividends

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 400% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 26.3% (5/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Windfall 10%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Black Swan

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.

Pick Rate 26.3% (10/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Refactor

Refactor

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Refactor

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.1% (12/46)
Win Rate 27.3% (3W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.3% (24/95)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Compound Interest

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 25.0% (3/12)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 12 ◈ 6
1-SLOT
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Profit 12.
Gain 6 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Regular Customer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (2/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 18 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 24.8% (31/125)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 24.8% (27/109)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 1 Scandal.
Gain 20 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Scapegoat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 24.5% (23/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Janitor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.

Pick Rate 24.1% (7/29)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Loyalty Program

Loyalty Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Loyalty Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.

Pick Rate 23.7% (9/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 16
1-SLOT
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

Fire Sale

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 16 Loss. When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 23.6% (21/89)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Offshore Account

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.7% (5/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Security Guard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (46/205)
Win Rate 5.1% (2W/37L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Local Supplier

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 500
1-SLOT
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Saturday Rush

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 22.2% (6/27)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Credit Card Roulette

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.2% (4/18)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 22.2% (40/180)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
1s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 21.7% (10/46)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.5% (14/65)
Win Rate 5.6% (3W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Sales Training

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 21.4% (12/56)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Patent Portfolio

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.1% (24/114)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Coffee Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 21.0% (17/81)
Win Rate 33.3% (3W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 5.6% (2W/34L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.3% (14/69)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Consultant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (28/140)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/72L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 18 Loss.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Remove 5 Debt.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Tax Loophole

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 80
1-SLOT
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Slow your assets 2s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Closed Sundays

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.
5s.

Business Coach

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $15
-5% OFF

Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Office Canary

Office Canary

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Office Canary

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Fine Print

Fine Print

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Your other assets apply +1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fine Print

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Apply 1 Debt. Your other assets apply +1 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Net 90

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.7% (15/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Refinance

Refinance

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Refinance

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Remove 4 Debt. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 19.7% (12/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

A/B Test

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. This permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 19.1% (18/94)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Interest Check

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 19.0% (8/42)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.9% (14/74)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Referral Program

Referral Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Referral Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.

Pick Rate 18.2% (2/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Valuation Consultant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 17.6% (12/68)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 200
1-SLOT
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Golden Goose

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 200. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 17.2% (15/87)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Office Raccoon

Office Raccoon

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
5.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Office Raccoon

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Bribe

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 16.5% (21/127)
Win Rate 4.5% (1W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Payday Loan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 14.9% (7/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.8% (4/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 50 ▲ 70
1-SLOT
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.1% (4/33)
Win Rate 12.7% (7W/48L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 25
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Neighborhood Watch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Commission Structure

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Pick Rate 10.5% (4/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 10.3% (4/39)
Win Rate 3.6% (1W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Executive Assistant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 7.7% (4/52)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Factorybot

Factorybot

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Factorybot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 7.1% (1/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Move Fast

Move Fast

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Move Fast

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Late Fee

Late Fee

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Late Fee

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 5.7% (3/53)
Win Rate 22.2% (2W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ▲ 12
1-SLOT
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Profit 12.
Gain 5 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Open Late

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 4.5% (1/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 250
1-SLOT
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mom

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $30
-5% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Pick Rate 3.4% (1/29)
Win Rate 14.6% (7W/41L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Scandal.
When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Take 10 Loss.
Overwork your Machines 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Burn Rate

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Take 10 Loss. Overwork your Machines 1.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/12)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Small Talk

Small Talk

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Small Talk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Long Memory

Long Memory

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Long Memory

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Office Cat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Rat

Office Rat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival.
Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Office Rat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Subscription Model

Subscription Model

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Subscription Model

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Apply 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here