MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Golden Goose
Common Small

Golden Goose

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.golden_goose
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
16.0 SEC
Profit 200. Stock 3.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +12.5 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Liquidators
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Property Expo
Property Expo
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Estate Sale
The Estate Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Pawn Shop
The Pawn Shop
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Supply Closet
The Supply Closet
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
17.2% (15 / 87 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
21.4% (3W / 11L)

-28.6% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 9L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 1L
Mom & Pop
75.0%
3W / 1L

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