UC
Day 1 Incorporation Balance Sheet
Opening financial reserves and operational units deployed on Day 1 Year 1:
STARTING VALUATION
$160 Cap
STARTING TREASURY
$40 Funding
Staged Founding Board Assets
Inflict 40 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Exclusive Assets & Policies
48 Assets • 7 PoliciesSignature Policies
Common
Dossier →
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Common
Dossier →
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 250% of your Moat.
Common
Dossier →
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Common
Dossier →
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Common
Dossier →
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 500% of your Valuation.
Common
Dossier →
At the start of each Year, receive {run0.0} Funding.
Common
Dossier →
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 10% more Loss.
Tailored Municipal & Corporate Outlets (2)
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Exclusive Procurement Outlet
Founder Performance Telemetry
OVERALL WIN RATE
9.1%
(6W / 60L)
-40.9% below 50% market baseline.
COMPLETION vs. DROPOFF
67.3%
(66 / 98 started)
0 conceded early (0.0% dropoff rate).
Boardroom Financial Benchmarks
AVG FINAL VALUATION
$3,447
PEAK VALUATION RECORD
$101,145
AVG SURVIVAL (YEAR)
Year 6.6
FLAWLESS DOMINATIONS
0 (0 Losses)
Corporate Rival Matchup Matrix
Head-to-head records against hostile corporate entities when piloted by Baron:
⚠ PRIMARY NEMESIS
0.0% Win Rate
(0W / 5L)
★ MOST FAVORABLE MATCHUP
100.0% Win Rate
(26W / 0L)
First Local Savings
Head-to-Head:
26W - 0L
Total Battles:
26 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
26 battles
100.0%
(26W-0L)
Basement Holdings LLC
Head-to-Head:
8W - 12L
Total Battles:
20 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
20 battles
40.0%
(8W-12L)
Dun & Badstreet Recovery
Head-to-Head:
19W - 0L
Total Battles:
19 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
19 battles
100.0%
(19W-0L)
Poachers & Poachers LLC
Head-to-Head:
15W - 4L
Total Battles:
19 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
19 battles
78.9%
(15W-4L)
Cowboy Patent Holdings
Head-to-Head:
13W - 6L
Total Battles:
19 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
19 battles
68.4%
(13W-6L)
EZ Cash Advance
Head-to-Head:
17W - 0L
Total Battles:
17 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
17 battles
100.0%
(17W-0L)
Enterprise Procurements
Head-to-Head:
15W - 2L
Total Battles:
17 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
17 battles
88.2%
(15W-2L)
The Firm
Head-to-Head:
14W - 2L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
16 battles
87.5%
(14W-2L)
The Muckrakers
Head-to-Head:
12W - 4L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
16 battles
75.0%
(12W-4L)
Matcha & Microdose
Head-to-Head:
7W - 9L
Total Battles:
16 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
16 battles
43.8%
(7W-9L)
Fractional CFO LLP
Head-to-Head:
3W - 12L
Total Battles:
15 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
15 battles
20.0%
(3W-12L)
Former Boss & Associates
Head-to-Head:
13W - 1L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
14 battles
92.9%
(13W-1L)
InstantClones Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
11W - 3L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
14 battles
78.6%
(11W-3L)
Venture Horizon Bank
Head-to-Head:
6W - 8L
Total Battles:
14 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Contested / Par (40–59%)
14 battles
42.9%
(6W-8L)
Tokenomics DAO
Head-to-Head:
13W - 0L
Total Battles:
13 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
13 battles
100.0%
(13W-0L)
Prompt Wrappers
Head-to-Head:
8W - 5L
Total Battles:
13 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
13 battles
61.5%
(8W-5L)
ValuMart Supercenter
Head-to-Head:
11W - 1L
Total Battles:
12 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
12 battles
91.7%
(11W-1L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
8W - 4L
Total Battles:
12 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
12 battles
66.7%
(8W-4L)
ClickFarm UltraGrowth
Head-to-Head:
3W - 8L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
11 battles
27.3%
(3W-8L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
3W - 8L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
11 battles
27.3%
(3W-8L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
2W - 9L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
11 battles
18.2%
(2W-9L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
1W - 10L
Total Battles:
11 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
11 battles
9.1%
(1W-10L)
Silicon Dreams
Head-to-Head:
3W - 7L
Total Battles:
10 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
10 battles
30.0%
(3W-7L)
SeedForge Accelerator
Head-to-Head:
1W - 9L
Total Battles:
10 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
10 battles
10.0%
(1W-9L)
SpaghettiCode Offshore
Head-to-Head:
9W - 0L
Total Battles:
9 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
9 battles
100.0%
(9W-0L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
8W - 1L
Total Battles:
9 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
9 battles
88.9%
(8W-1L)
Billings & Retainer LLP
Head-to-Head:
6W - 2L
Total Battles:
8 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
8 battles
75.0%
(6W-2L)
Granite Holdings
Head-to-Head:
6W - 1L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
85.7%
(6W-1L)
Crunch Culture
Head-to-Head:
5W - 2L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
7 battles
71.4%
(5W-2L)
Hustle House
Head-to-Head:
1W - 6L
Total Battles:
7 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
7 battles
14.3%
(1W-6L)
Municipal Inspector
Head-to-Head:
1W - 5L
Total Battles:
6 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
6 battles
16.7%
(1W-5L)
True Believers
Head-to-Head:
0W - 5L
Total Battles:
5 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Severe Corporate Threat (<40%)
5 battles
0.0%
(0W-5L)
Upstream Pillagers
Head-to-Head:
4W - 0L
Total Battles:
4 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
4 battles
100.0%
(4W-0L)
Singularity Fund
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Former Co-Founder
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Country Club Syndicate
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
Amazoff
Head-to-Head:
2W - 0L
Total Battles:
2 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
2 battles
100.0%
(2W-0L)
HN Skeptics
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
Zero-Click Answers
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
The Hostile Bid
Head-to-Head:
1W - 0L
Total Battles:
1 fought
Tactical Assessment:
Favorable Advantage (≥60%)
1 battle
100.0%
(1W-0L)
The Incorporation Bureau
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
The Audit
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Fusion Next Year, Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Rise & Grind Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Rent Is Due, LLC
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Interns Unlimited
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Upvote Cartel
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Surplus Office Mart
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Co-Synergy
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
The Open Office
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Cancel Anytime Inc.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Gearworks Ltd.
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
WeWerk
Head-to-Head:
0W - 0L
Total Battles:
None
Tactical Assessment:
Unencountered Record
No encounters
—
(0W-0L)
Signature Winning Board Synergies
Cards most frequently present on the final board during victory runs:
50.0%
3 wins
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
50.0%
3 wins
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
33.3%
2 wins
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
33.3%
2 wins
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
33.3%
2 wins
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
33.3%
2 wins
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
Year 6 • Bankruptcy • 3W / 3L
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DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
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Year 9 • Bankruptcy • 6W / 3L
$2,475 Valuation
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DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$775 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 5 • Bankruptcy • 2W / 3L
$420 Valuation
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DEFEAT
Year 10 • Bankruptcy • 7W / 3L
$1,105 Valuation
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