MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Regulatory Capture
Common POLICY DIRECTIVE Baron Exclusive

Regulatory Capture

Filing Identifier: policy.baron.regulatory_capture
Company-Wide Directive
Directive Enactment Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
⚡ SCANDAL
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Operational Nature: On Scandal Incurred Scope: Company-wide
BASE VALUE $300 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$150 Funding
KEY IMPACT +20 Moat

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Procurement Pathways & Precedents

Enactment Channels

Available to executives through the following boardroom initiatives and milestones:

⭐
Executive Promotion Perks (Level-Up)
Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)
Free Selection
Regulatory Probe
Regulatory Probe
Hamish. I've moved to the public sector; same briefcase, worse coffee. The Commission has questions about your Q3, and this time I don't *need* an appointment.
↳ Option 2: "Opt1"
Grant Directive
Smoking Gun Memos
Smoking Gun Memos
The Commission has your executive chats. There's one where someone writes 'buy them and bury them', with a smiley. It's *Exhibit A*. I'd like to discuss it.
↳ Option 2: "Opt1"
Grant Directive
✨
Duplicate Ascension (Policy Upgrade)
Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers
Delta Funding

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
25.6% (32 / 125 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft and promotion perk offerings.

Win Rate
12.2% (5W / 36L)

-37.8% below 50% baseline.

Procurement Channels:
⭐ Promotion Perks: 28 🛒 Vendor Acquisitions: 4

Performance by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
0 picked (0.0%)
Sergei
—
No filings
0 picked (0.0%)
Baron
12.2%
5W / 36L
0 picked (0.0%)
Mom & Pop
—
No filings
0 picked (0.0%)

Recent Corporate Filings Enacting Regulatory Capture

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Equity Over Salary Inc.
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$900 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Equity Over Salary Inc.
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$800 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Bellwether Capital
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$1,262 Valuation
6 days ago
DEFEAT
Three Month Runway Co.
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$2,475 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Shoestring Systems
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,105 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Shoestring Systems
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$1,005 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Shoestring Systems
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$815 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Shoestring Systems
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$750 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Proxima Incorporated
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$565 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Sublet & Pray LLC
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$760 Valuation
7 days ago