MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Unpaid Intern
Common Small

Unpaid Intern

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.unpaid_intern
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Profit 30.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $8 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$4 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +4.3 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

12 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Night Shift
The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Hackerspace
The Hackerspace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Garage Sale
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
34.7% (84 / 242 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
9.7% (3W / 28L)

-40.3% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 3L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 5L
Baron
14.3%
2W / 12L
Mom & Pop
11.1%
1W / 8L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Unpaid Intern

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Meridian Instruments
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$880 Valuation
about 5 hours ago
DEFEAT
Sleep When Liquidated
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$680 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Ramen Ventures
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$275 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Summit Worldwide
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$775 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
No Runway Networks
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$555 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Basement Floor Labs
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$395 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Pinnacle Equity Partners
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$735 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
OmniGlobal Capital
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
4 days ago
DEFEAT
Living On Hope Ltd.
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$480 Valuation
5 days ago
DEFEAT
Three Month Runway Co.
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$2,475 Valuation
7 days ago