MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.hackerspace
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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The Hackerspace
Asset Market 🏷️ 15% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.0 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Scrappy YEAR 1–5

The Hackerspace

“The smell of flux and cold pizza. Indie contractors and open-source hardware.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.hackerspace

Buy maker tools and tinkerers

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 15% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 90
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (34 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Rubber Duck (3 sold) Unpaid Intern (3 sold) Superfan (3 sold) Freelancer (2 sold) Evangelist (2 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
38.9% (14 / 36 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.0 cards per stop (50% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
28 items ($276 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$12 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 10 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Hackerspace's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

30 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 20 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Legacy System

Legacy System

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Legacy System

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Profit 20. Inflict 30 Loss. When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $15
-15% OFF

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 70.0% (7/10)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Early Adopter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Pick Rate 50.0% (3/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 45.0% (18/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 35.3% (6/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 34.7% (84/242)
Win Rate 9.7% (3W/28L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
1-SLOT
Clutch Advisor

Clutch Advisor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Clutch Advisor

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $15
-15% OFF

Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Nothing To Lose

Nothing To Lose

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss.
The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Nothing To Lose

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (3/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 31.4% (11/35)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 28.2% (11/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 18 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Credit Card Roulette

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.2% (4/18)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fundraiser

Fundraiser

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fundraiser

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.
5s.

Business Coach

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $15
-15% OFF

Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 18 Loss.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.9% (14/74)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Referral Program

Referral Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Referral Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.

Pick Rate 18.2% (2/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.0% (9/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 10.3% (4/39)
Win Rate 3.6% (1W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Scandal.
When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 60
2-SLOT
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Profit 60.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Late Nights

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 15
3-SLOT
Against All Odds

Against All Odds

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 2s.
When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Against All Odds

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$21 Funding List: $25
-15% OFF

Overwork your Employees 2s. When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

On-Call Pager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$68 Funding List: $80
-15% OFF

Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
User Data

User Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

User Data

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$34 Funding List: $40
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Sudden Pivot

Sudden Pivot

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.

Sudden Pivot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$34 Funding List: $40
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here