MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.scrappy.business_coach
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Business Coach
Rare Small Scrappy

Business Coach

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.business_coach
Human Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $15 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$7 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Hackerspace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Service)
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
20.0% (1 / 5 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 4L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 4L
No filings
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Business Coach

4 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$200 Valuation
9 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$240 Valuation
9 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$635 Valuation
10 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$445 Valuation
10 days ago