MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.classifieds
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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The Classifieds
Asset Market 🏷️ 30% OFF 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.84 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–3

The Classifieds

“Tear-off phone numbers, odd-job postings, and local handymen. The original search engine for cheap help.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.classifieds

Buy odd jobs and local help at 30% off

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 30% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (50 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Snail Mail (12 sold) Unpaid Intern (12 sold) Watchdog (12 sold) Hard Worker (11 sold) Fail Whale (8 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
38.5% (55 / 143 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.84 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.84 cards per stop (61% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
101 items ($741 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (15 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$8 NEW UNIT about 6 hours ago
$7 NEW UNIT about 6 hours ago
$5 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$5 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$8 UPGRADE 3 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 3 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Classifieds's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

46 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Quiet Quitter

Quiet Quitter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Quiet Quitter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 100.0% (2/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Union Buster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 66.7% (8/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Retainer Agreement

Retainer Agreement

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Retainer Agreement

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $40
-30% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 50.0% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $8
-30% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 34.7% (84/242)
Win Rate 9.7% (3W/28L)
Merchant Volume: 12 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 50.
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 28.8% (40/139)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Bulk Discount

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Pick Rate 28.4% (19/67)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.6% (40/145)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 12 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $8
-30% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 26.4% (64/242)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
◈ 40
3-SLOT
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Fail Whale

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$11 Funding List: $16
-30% OFF

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.4% (33/125)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 24.8% (27/109)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 12 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Janitor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.

Pick Rate 24.1% (7/29)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Security Guard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $8
-30% OFF

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (46/205)
Win Rate 5.1% (2W/37L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
1s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 21.7% (10/46)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.5% (14/65)
Win Rate 5.6% (3W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 5.6% (2W/34L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Consultant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (28/140)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/72L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.9% (14/74)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $18
-30% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.0% (9/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $8
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 10.3% (4/39)
Win Rate 3.6% (1W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Move Fast

Move Fast

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Move Fast

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $22
-30% OFF

Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
1-SLOT
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Profit 15.
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Solo Maintainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $65
-30% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE PROPERTY BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Kombucha Tap

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $45
-30% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 60 ◈ 30
2-SLOT
Dog-Friendly Office

Dog-Friendly Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Dog-Friendly Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$56 Funding List: $80
-30% OFF

Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Keycard

Keycard

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Keycard

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Coffee Chat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Catered Lunch

Catered Lunch

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Catered Lunch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Goodwill Hunting

Goodwill Hunting

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Goodwill Hunting

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding List: $50
-30% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 5
1-SLOT
Adoption Drive

Adoption Drive

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 5 Moat.
When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Adoption Drive

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $40
-30% OFF

Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Open House

Open House

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Open House

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $60
-30% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Terrible Boss

Terrible Boss

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Terrible Boss

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $20
-30% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Loose Cannon

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $14
-30% OFF

Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Caffeine Addict

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Fast Track this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Caffeine Addict

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Profit 10. Fast Track this 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Adrenaline Junkie

Adrenaline Junkie

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Adrenaline Junkie

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Martyr Complex

Martyr Complex

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Martyr Complex

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Fire Marshal

Fire Marshal

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Fire Marshal

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $16
-30% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Sympathy Card

Sympathy Card

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.
5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Sympathy Card

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 60
1-SLOT
Rage Quit

Rage Quit

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Rage Quit

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $16
-30% OFF

Inflict 60 Loss. When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Space Heater

Space Heater

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Space Heater

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Pizza Party

Pizza Party

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Pizza Party

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-30% OFF

Overwork adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.
5s.
Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Free Dinner After Eight

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $12
-30% OFF

Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here