New in 1.1.0
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Operational Specification Tier:
TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.
BASE COST
$45 Funding
LIQUIDATION
+$22 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS)
+6.7 Moat/s
Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing
7 OutletsAvailable through the following municipal and corporate vendors:
Filing Performance Telemetry
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0%
(0 / 0 seen)
Calculated across all corporate draft selections.
WIN RATE
0.0%
(0W / 1L)
-50.0% below 50% baseline.
Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Kombucha Tap
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 2 hours ago