MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.kombucha_tap
New in 1.1.0 STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Kombucha Tap
Common Small

Kombucha Tap

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.kombucha_tap
Service Property Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $45 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$22 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +6.7 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Real Estate Office
Tag Filter (Service, Property, Benefit)
1.0x Price
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Foreclosure Auction
Tag Filter (Service, Property, Benefit)
0.5x Price
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Service, Property, Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Diner
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 0 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

No filings
0.0%
0W / 1L
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Kombucha Tap

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 2 hours ago