MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.benefits_broker
New in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Benefits Broker
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 4 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 3–9

Benefits Broker

“Plans, perks and programs, brokered on commission. Everything your staff have been asking for, at a markup.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.benefits_broker

Buy employee perks and benefits

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Dynamic Tag Filter: Benefit (31 Eligible Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Comfy Chair (1 sold) Free Dinner After Eight (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 1 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($20 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$8 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 7 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Benefits Broker's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

23 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 6 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 2 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Alumni Network

Alumni Network

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Profit 10.
When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Alumni Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10. When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 66.7% (2/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 160
1-SLOT
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Executive Bonus

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.

Pick Rate 42.9% (3/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 41.9% (13/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 120
1-SLOT
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Golden Parachute

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Sales Training

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 21.4% (12/56)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Coffee Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 21.0% (17/81)
Win Rate 33.3% (3W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.2% (11/64)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
3-SLOT
Corporate Retreat

Corporate Retreat

BASIC
LARGE BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Retreat

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$25 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 60 Moat. Fast Track your Employees 2s.

Pick Rate 12.5% (1/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Free Dinner After Eight

Free Dinner After Eight

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.
5s.
Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Free Dinner After Eight

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30 ◈ 40
1-SLOT
Key Person Insurance

Key Person Insurance

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Key Person Insurance

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50
1-SLOT
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Nap Pod

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit one of your Employees 1s. Gain 50 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Ping Pong Table

Ping Pong Table

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Ping Pong Table

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$90 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE PROPERTY BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Kombucha Tap

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$80 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Personal Trainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Coffee Chat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Lunch 'n Learn

Lunch 'n Learn

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Profit 20.
A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Lunch 'n Learn

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20. A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Catered Lunch

Catered Lunch

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Catered Lunch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Wellness Program

Wellness Program

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Fast Track your Employees 0.
1s.
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Wellness Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your Employees 0.1s. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 100 ▲ 100
1-SLOT
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 100 Moat.
Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Sabbatical

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 100 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▼ 30
2-SLOT
Overtime Pay

Overtime Pay

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Overtime Pay

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Mental Health Day

Mental Health Day

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
Slow your Humans 1s.
Restock your assets 2.
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mental Health Day

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow your Humans 1s. Restock your assets 2. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Sympathy Card

Sympathy Card

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.
5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Sympathy Card

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Pizza Party

Pizza Party

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Pizza Party

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Unlimited PTO

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees act 10% faster. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Employee of the Month

Employee of the Month

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss for each of your Burned Out assets.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Employee of the Month

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 25 Loss for each of your Burned Out assets.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Severance Package

Severance Package

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Severance Package

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Early Retirement

Early Retirement

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
9.0
SEC
Liquidate the Employee to your right.
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Early Retirement

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the Employee to your right. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Company Store

Company Store

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Profit 8 for each of your Employees.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Company Store

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 8 for each of your Employees. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Stock Options

Stock Options

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +6 Valuation.
Your Employees produce 5 less Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock Options

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +6 Valuation. Your Employees produce 5 less Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Retraining Program

Retraining Program

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
10.0
SEC
Liquidate your smallest Employee.
Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Retraining Program

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate your smallest Employee. Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here