MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.office_max
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Office Max
Asset Market 🏷️ 15% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.3 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–5

Office Max

“A big-box superstore of ergonomic chairs, breakroom essentials, and administrative gear.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.office_max

Buy office gear and furniture

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 15% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (34 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Shaved Yak (6 sold) Rubber Duck (5 sold) Expense Account (4 sold) Open Office (4 sold) Server Rack (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
18.0% (33 / 183 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.3 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.3 cards per stop (33% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
43 items ($464 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (4 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$13 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 5 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 5 days ago
$13 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$13 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$8 UPGRADE 7 days ago
$13 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$13 NEW UNIT 8 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Office Max's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

22 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 11 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 20 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Legacy System

Legacy System

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Legacy System

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Profit 20. Inflict 30 Loss. When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Audit a random rival Employee 1s.
Apply 3 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Hiring Freeze

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.

Pick Rate 44.4% (4/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 41.9% (13/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.

Pick Rate 35.0% (7/20)
Win Rate 45.5% (5W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Server Rack

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 14.3% (2W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 1s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Quarterly Goals

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 29.5% (13/44)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 50.
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 28.8% (40/139)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Bulk Discount

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Pick Rate 28.4% (19/67)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Restock your assets 1.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

SCRUM

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Restock your assets 1. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.2% (16/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Refactor

Refactor

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Refactor

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.1% (12/46)
Win Rate 27.3% (3W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 26.1% (18/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 1 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Cubicle Farm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.

Pick Rate 25.0% (22/88)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 22.2% (40/180)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Coffee Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 21.0% (17/81)
Win Rate 33.3% (3W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Net 90

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.7% (15/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

A/B Test

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. This permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 19.1% (18/94)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
2-SLOT
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Community Board

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 18.2% (4/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.2% (11/64)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.0% (9/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 15.6% (20/128)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Kanban

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s. Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 15.1% (11/73)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.1% (4/33)
Win Rate 12.7% (7W/48L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50
1-SLOT
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Nap Pod

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Audit one of your Employees 1s. Gain 50 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Ping Pong Table

Ping Pong Table

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Ping Pong Table

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$76 Funding List: $90
-15% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE PROPERTY BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Kombucha Tap

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$38 Funding List: $45
-15% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

On-Call Pager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$68 Funding List: $80
-15% OFF

Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Goodwill Hunting

Goodwill Hunting

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Goodwill Hunting

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Request for Proposal

Request for Proposal

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 8.
When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Request for Proposal

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$34 Funding List: $40
-15% OFF

Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here