MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.shaved_yak
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Shaved Yak
Common Small

Shaved Yak

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.shaved_yak
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
12.0 SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +4.2 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
28.8% (40 / 139 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 7L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
No filings
0.0%
0W / 6L
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Shaved Yak

7 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$520 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$260 Valuation
9 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$1,200 Valuation
10 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$3,833 Valuation
10 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$1,282 Valuation
10 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$9,811 Valuation
11 days ago