MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Flea Market
Asset Market 🏷️ 20% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.43 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–4

The Flea Market

“Tables of odd machinery, forgotten office surplus, and eccentric side projects.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.flea_market

Buy second-hand assets at 20% off

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 20% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (28 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Rubber Duck (9 sold) Shaved Yak (6 sold) Guinea Pig (5 sold) Paper Tiger (5 sold) Final Notice (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
22.3% (37 / 166 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.43 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.43 cards per stop (36% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
53 items ($516 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (3 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$40 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$6 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$40 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$6 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$11 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 4 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$8 UPGRADE 7 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Flea Market's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 22 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 6 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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▲ 10
1-SLOT
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Salvage Yard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding List: $50
-20% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-20% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 41.9% (13/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-20% OFF

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 37.5% (6/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Debt Ceiling

Debt Ceiling

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Debt Ceiling

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $18
-20% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 36.4% (4/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-20% OFF

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your assets 1s.

Pick Rate 35.0% (7/20)
Win Rate 45.5% (5W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-20% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 6
1-SLOT
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
▸ 5s.
▸ Profit 6.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Delivery Bike

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-20% OFF

Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 36
1-SLOT
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Final Notice

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-20% OFF

Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 30.0% (24/80)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 29.0% (54/186)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 28.8% (40/139)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bulk Discount

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Pick Rate 28.4% (19/67)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▲ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.6% (40/145)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-20% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 24.8% (31/125)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 16
1-SLOT
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fire Sale

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-20% OFF

Inflict 16 Loss. When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 23.6% (21/89)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 22.2% (40/180)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Coffee Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 21.0% (17/81)
Win Rate 33.3% (3W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $18
-20% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.0% (9/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $16
-20% OFF

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 15.6% (20/128)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 10
2-SLOT
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Creative Accounting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $20
-20% OFF

Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 13.3% (2/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 5
2-SLOT
Old Money

Old Money

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Old Money

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $20
-20% OFF

Gain 5 Revenue.

Pick Rate 12.5% (3/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Move Fast

Move Fast

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Move Fast

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 10 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 1.
▸ 5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Burn Rate

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Take 10 Loss. Overwork your Machines 1.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/12)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here