MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.day_labor
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
The Day Labor Corner
Asset Market 🏷️ 50% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.47 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–4

The Day Labor Corner

“Eager workers waiting by the curb at dawn. All employees half off.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.day_labor

Hire day workers at half price

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 50% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Dynamic Tag Filter: Employee (50 Eligible Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Data Scientist (13 sold) Scrum Master (13 sold) Graphic Designer (11 sold) Account Manager (10 sold) Guinea Pig (10 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
44.8% (73 / 163 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.47 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.47 cards per stop (62% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
180 items ($1055 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (14 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$7 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
Pop
$5 UPGRADE about 7 hours ago
$6 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$5 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Day Labor Corner's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

46 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 4 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Quiet Quitter

Quiet Quitter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Quiet Quitter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 100.0% (2/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 50.0% (12/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 44.4% (24/54)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Account Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.

Pick Rate 44.4% (52/117)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.
8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 39.4% (13/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Gain 10 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Skeleton Crew

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 37.8% (17/45)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding List: $8
-50% OFF

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 37.5% (6/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 37.1% (23/62)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 14 Loss.
Profit 10.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 36.2% (47/130)
Win Rate 5.0% (1W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 36.2% (63/174)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 34.9% (68/195)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding List: $8
-50% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 34.7% (84/242)
Win Rate 9.7% (3W/28L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 34.0% (16/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Restock an adjacent asset 1.

Pick Rate 33.3% (40/120)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Analyst

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 32.6% (28/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Scientist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.2% (26/89)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 29.0% (54/186)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 28.1% (27/96)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $15
-50% OFF

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 27.1% (54/199)
Win Rate 10.0% (3W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 26.8% (11/41)
Win Rate 7.1% (1W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding List: $8
-50% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 26.4% (64/242)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.3% (24/95)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 22.8% (23/101)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding List: $8
-50% OFF

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (46/205)
Win Rate 5.1% (2W/37L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.5% (14/65)
Win Rate 5.6% (3W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 5.6% (2W/34L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.3% (14/69)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$8 Funding List: $16
-50% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Consultant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (28/140)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/72L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.9% (14/74)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 16.5% (21/127)
Win Rate 4.5% (1W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $10
-50% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.1% (4/33)
Win Rate 12.7% (7W/48L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Slow your adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$9 Funding List: $18
-50% OFF

Profit 50. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 10.1% (8/79)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Executive Assistant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 7.7% (4/52)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 250
1-SLOT
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mom

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $30
-50% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Pick Rate 3.4% (1/29)
Win Rate 14.6% (7W/41L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
1-SLOT
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Profit 15.
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Solo Maintainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$32 Funding List: $65
-50% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Profit 50.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Loyal Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $60
-50% OFF

Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 100
1-SLOT
Office Bully

Office Bully

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Office Bully

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $15
-50% OFF

Inflict 100 Loss. Liquidate a random friendly Employee.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 150
1-SLOT
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
Profit 150.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Rest & Vest

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding List: $70
-50% OFF

Profit 150.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Skillful Mentor

Skillful Mentor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.
When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Skillful Mentor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $60
-50% OFF

A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Loose Cannon

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $14
-50% OFF

Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Union Worker

Union Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow your Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Union Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Whistleblower

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $16
-50% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Caffeine Addict

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Fast Track this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Caffeine Addict

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Profit 10. Fast Track this 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Comeback Kid

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Profit 10.
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Comeback Kid

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $12
-50% OFF

Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here