MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Copywriter
Uncommon Small YEAR 2+

Copywriter

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.copywriter
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $14 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$7 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
K Street
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
27.9% (19 / 68 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
17.6% (3W / 14L)

-32.4% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 8L
Mom & Pop
42.9%
3W / 4L

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DEFEAT
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$870 Valuation
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DEFEAT
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$1,105 Valuation
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DEFEAT
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$1,005 Valuation
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