MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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New in 1.1.0 STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Union Worker
Common Small

Union Worker

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.union_worker
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
4.0 SEC
Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow your Employees 1s.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +12.5 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Union Hall
The Union Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 2 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
— (0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Union Worker

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.