STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER

Common Small

Pitchman

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.pitchman

Human Employee Service

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

6.0 SEC

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash

BASE COST $12 Funding

LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding

THROUGHPUT (EPS) 2.3 Loss/s • +1.7 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

Campus Career Fair

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

The Corner Kiosk

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Price

Executive Headhunters

Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)

1.0x Price

The Consortium

Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)

1.0x Base Price

The Day Labor Corner

Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)

0.5x Price

The Boiler Room

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

The Racetrack

Curated Shelf Stock

1.1x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

EXECUTIVE PICK RATE

36.2% (47 / 130 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

5.0% (1W / 19L)

-45.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

0.0%

0W / 6L

Sergei

0.0%

0W / 4L

Baron

0.0%

0W / 6L

Mom & Pop

25.0%

1W / 3L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Pitchman

10 Recent Runs

DEFEAT

Basement Floor Labs

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy

$395 Valuation

3 days ago

DEFEAT

Beacon Cartel

CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$515 Valuation

3 days ago

DEFEAT

Bellwether Instruments

CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy

$285 Valuation

3 days ago

DEFEAT

Overdraft Industries

CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$455 Valuation

3 days ago

DEFEAT

Living On Hope Ltd.

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy

$480 Valuation

5 days ago

DEFEAT

Hustle & Co.

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy

$875 Valuation

6 days ago

DEFEAT

Cold Outreach Capital

CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$565 Valuation

6 days ago

DEFEAT

Default Alive Dynamics

CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy

$505 Valuation

6 days ago

DEFEAT

Bellwether Capital

CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy

$1,262 Valuation

6 days ago

DEFEAT

Proxima Incorporated

CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$565 Valuation

7 days ago