MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Racetrack
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

The Racetrack

“Tote board, torn tickets, and a man who will tell you the odds if you ask twice.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.racetrack

Buy Windfall and Scale long shots

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (15 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 2 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Racetrack's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 13 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 2 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
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▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
2-SLOT
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Satellite

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 50 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 36.4% (8/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 36.2% (47/130)
Win Rate 5.0% (1W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Price Gouging

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 34.3% (12/35)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Windfall 10%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Black Swan

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.

Pick Rate 26.3% (10/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $10
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (4/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Offshore Account

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.7% (5/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 5.6% (2W/34L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 35 Funding
Full Dossier →

Two-Pizza Team

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$77 Funding List: $70
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 15. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Adrenaline Junkie

Adrenaline Junkie

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Adrenaline Junkie

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here