MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.in_house_counsel
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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In-House Counsel
Uncommon Medium

In-House Counsel

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.in_house_counsel
Human Employee Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Gain 40 Moat. Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $16 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$8 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +8.0 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee, Service)
0.5x Price
Loss Prevention
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Bullpen
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
20.0% (10 / 50 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 15L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 2L
No filings
0.0%
0W / 9L
0.0%
0W / 4L

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