MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.office_manager
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Office Manager
Common Small

Office Manager

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.office_manager
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $10 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$5 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Stock Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Supply Closet
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
33.3% (40 / 120 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 3L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 2L
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Manager

3 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$290 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$575 Valuation
10 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$400 Valuation
11 days ago