MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.hr_department
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
HR Department
Asset Market 🏷️ 5% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.48 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 3–6

HR Department

“Process, policy, and paperwork — the machinery that makes people run faster.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.hr_department

Hire HR and operations staff

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 5% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (30 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Quarterly Goals (8 sold) Office Manager (7 sold) Performance Review (7 sold) Pink Elephant (7 sold) Company Handbook (6 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
38.3% (64 / 167 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.48 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.48 cards per stop (37% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
95 items ($1269 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (3 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$15 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 3 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on HR Department's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

13 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 16 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 44.4% (24/54)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Audit a random rival Employee 1s.
Apply 3 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Hiring Freeze

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $20
-5% OFF

Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.

Pick Rate 44.4% (4/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 36.2% (63/174)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Restock an adjacent asset 1.

Pick Rate 33.3% (40/120)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Performance Review

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 31.3% (15/48)
Win Rate 25.0% (1W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 1s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Quarterly Goals

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 29.5% (13/44)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 29.0% (54/186)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-5% OFF

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 60
2-SLOT
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Pink Elephant

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 26.8% (11/41)
Win Rate 7.1% (1W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Restock your assets 1.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

SCRUM

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $18
-5% OFF

Restock your assets 1. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.2% (16/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $18
-5% OFF

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 26.1% (18/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.3% (24/95)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Non-compete Agreement

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $18
-5% OFF

Slow the rival's Employees 3s.

Pick Rate 25.0% (3/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 1 Scandal.
Gain 20 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Scapegoat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 24.5% (23/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Sales Quota

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.

Pick Rate 23.5% (12/51)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Sales Training

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 21.4% (12/56)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Mandatory Overtime

Mandatory Overtime

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
Profit 50.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Mandatory Overtime

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $18
-5% OFF

Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s. Profit 50. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fair Wages

Fair Wages

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Your Humans act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fair Wages

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $12
-5% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 16.5% (21/127)
Win Rate 4.5% (1W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Kanban

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s. Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 15.1% (11/73)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 12
2-SLOT
All-Hands Call

All-Hands Call

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

All-Hands Call

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 14.6% (6/41)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 60
3-SLOT
Corporate Retreat

Corporate Retreat

BASIC
LARGE BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Retreat

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$23 Funding List: $25
-5% OFF

Gain 60 Moat. Fast Track your Employees 2s.

Pick Rate 12.5% (1/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Commission Structure

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $16
-5% OFF

Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.

Pick Rate 10.5% (4/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Slow your adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $18
-5% OFF

Profit 50. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 10.1% (8/79)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Crunch Time

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $20
-5% OFF

Overwork your Employees 3s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 9.4% (3/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Fast Track your Humans 2s.
Gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Sunday Dinner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $14
-5% OFF

Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 12 ▲ 12
1-SLOT
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Profit 12.
Gain 5 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Open Late

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-5% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 4.5% (1/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 60
2-SLOT
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Profit 60.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Late Nights

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $18
-5% OFF

Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here