MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Maxed Card Ventures

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 14, 2026 at 20:55 UTC
Final Valuation
$290
Final Liquid Funding
$429
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer
Disruptive
Disruptive

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Busy Receptionist
Offshore
✦ MVP ✦
Offshore

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Refinance
Synergized
Synergized

Refinance

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker
Gamified
Gamified

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Petty Cash
◈ ◈ ◈

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 15
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
#9
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted Corporate Policies

Grassroots Growth
◆
#1

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Underdog
◆
#2

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Work/Life Balance
◆
#3

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#4

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $290 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $225 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $225 Valuation Yr 4 $290 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $290 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $140 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $225 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $290 1 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Maxed Card Ventures is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Offshore

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 0W - 1S
Assets
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Offshore

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Refinance
+
⚡
Synergized

Refinance

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 3 $225 0W - 2S
Assets
Volunteer
⚡
Disruptive

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Offshore

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Refinance
+
⚡
Synergized

Refinance

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+
⚡
Gamified

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 4 $290 1W - 2S
Assets
Volunteer
⚡
Disruptive

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Offshore

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Refinance
+
⚡
Synergized

Refinance

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+
⚡
Gamified

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding