MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
ULTRACAPITALISM Logo
A company-building auto-battler
Play in Browser
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.salesperson
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Salesperson
Common Small

Salesperson

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.salesperson
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $15 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$7 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +4.3 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

10 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Venture Floor
The Venture Floor
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Boiler Room
The Boiler Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
27.1% (54 / 199 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
10.0% (3W / 27L)

-40.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 5L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 3L
Baron
25.0%
3W / 9L
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 10L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Salesperson

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
The Side Hustle Group
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$375 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Sleep When Liquidated
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$680 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Momentum Partners
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$525 Valuation
2 days ago
DEFEAT
Titan Strategies
CEO Baron • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$380 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Basement Floor Labs
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$395 Valuation
3 days ago
DEFEAT
Stratum Corp
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$455 Valuation
4 days ago
DEFEAT
Bellwether Capital
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$1,262 Valuation
6 days ago
VICTORY
Chartered Monopolies Ltd.
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$1,020 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Garage Rocketry
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$745 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
Hyperion Union
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$815 Valuation
7 days ago