MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.chief_storyteller
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Chief Storyteller
Uncommon Small

Chief Storyteller

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.chief_storyteller
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
10.0 SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +0.8 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Executive Suite
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
28.1% (27 / 96 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 17L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 8L
0.0%
0W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 4L
0.0%
0W / 4L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Chief Storyteller

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$880 Valuation
about 5 hours ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$1,055 Valuation
6 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$1,262 Valuation
6 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$775 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$635 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$540 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$722 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$895 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$770 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$595 Valuation
8 days ago