MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Overcaffeinated Enterprises

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 7 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 15, 2026 at 10:43 UTC
Final Valuation
$775
Final Liquid Funding
$1,054
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 128
Fire Sale
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Fire Sale

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 128 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 400 Loss.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
▼ 80
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 20
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240
Sketchy Contractor
Agile
Agile

Sketchy Contractor

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 40
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ 16
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 30
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 20
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Old Money Rules
#1
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
PLUS
#2
POLICY PLUS
Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
PLUS
#3
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
#4
Your assets act 300 faster.
Recurring Revenue
#5
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
PLUS
#6
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Underdog
#7
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
#8
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 7 $775 VALUATION 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $210 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 3 $290 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $290 Valuation Yr 4 $391 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $391 Valuation Yr 5 $547 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $547 Valuation Yr 6 $660 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $660 Valuation Yr 7 $775 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $775 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $210 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $290 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $391 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $547 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $660 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $775 4 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Overcaffeinated Enterprises is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
YEAR 2 $210 1W - 0S
Assets
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fire Sale
++

Fire Sale

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 64 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 200 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $290 2W - 0S
Assets
Fire Sale
++

Fire Sale

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 64 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 200 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 4 $391 2W - 1S
Assets
Fire Sale
++

Fire Sale

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 64 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 200 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
++

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 120 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 5 $529 3W - 1S
Assets
Fire Sale
++

Fire Sale

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 64 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 200 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+++
Agile

Sketchy Contractor

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
YEAR 6 $642 3W - 2S
Assets
Fire Sale
++

Fire Sale

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 64 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 200 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+++
Agile

Sketchy Contractor

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 7 $775 4W - 2S
Assets
Fire Sale
+++
Disruptive

Fire Sale

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 128 Loss.
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 400 Loss.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+++
Agile

Sketchy Contractor

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
+
POLICY PLUS
Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Expansion
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +35 Valuation.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.