Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Bankruptcy Filed
Borrowed WiFi Holdings
Founder: Mom & Pop •
Closed: Fiscal Year 5 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 14, 2026 at 20:11 UTC
Final Valuation
$635
Final Liquid Funding
$623
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Lean
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Gamified
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
Fills 25% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $95 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $155 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $310 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $455 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $635 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Borrowed WiFi Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
4L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
20.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Gamified
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Gamified
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
Fills 25% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Lean
BASIC
Gamified
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Lean
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Gamified
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
Fills 25% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Lean
BASIC
Gamified
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Lean
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Gamified
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
Fills 25% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Lean
BASIC
Gamified
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Lean
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Gamified
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
▸
5s.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
Fills 25% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.