MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

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Bailout

Bailout

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 50 Moat. The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.

Unicorn
Pick 40.0% (2/5)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Uncommon
Pick 16.7% (2/12)
Win 0.0% (0W/5L)
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Common
Pick 28.4% (19/67)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.

Uncommon
Pick 25.0% (3/12)
Win 33.3% (1W/2L)
Corporate Espionage

Corporate Espionage

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
The rival loses -2 Revenue.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/10)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Corporate Sponsors

Corporate Sponsors

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/12)
Win 25.0% (2W/6L)
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Uncommon
Pick 31.8% (7/22)
Win 0.0% (0W/13L)
Daddy's Company

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Profit 40.
The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.

Rare
Pick 16.0% (4/25)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Debt Ceiling

Debt Ceiling

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Gain 20 Moat.
Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 36.4% (4/11)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Dividends

Dividends

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 400% of your Revenue.

Common
Pick 26.3% (5/19)
Win 0.0% (0W/3L)
Executive Bonus

Executive Bonus

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.

Rare
Pick 42.9% (3/7)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Factorybot

Factorybot

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 30.

Common
Pick 7.1% (1/14)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Profit 50. When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 21.9% (7/32)
Win 0.0% (0W/4L)
Fundraising Gala

Fundraising Gala

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 10 for each Human you control.

Rare
Pick 25.0% (4/16)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Generational Wealth

Generational Wealth

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
Profit 100.
When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Profit 100. When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.

Rare
Pick 29.2% (7/24)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/0)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Golden Parachute

Golden Parachute

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.

Uncommon
Pick 33.3% (6/18)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/5)
Win 9.1% (1W/10L)
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Audit a random rival Employee 1s.
Apply 3 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.

Uncommon
Pick 44.4% (4/9)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Insider Trading

Insider Trading

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Profit 30. When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.

Rare
Pick 9.1% (1/11)
Win 33.3% (1W/2L)
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Gain 2 Revenue.

Common
Pick 19.0% (8/42)
Win 16.7% (3W/15L)
Key Person Insurance

Key Person Insurance

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inflict 30 Loss. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/0)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Slow a rival asset 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Common
Pick 46.7% (7/15)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Uncommon
Pick 26.7% (4/15)
Win 18.2% (2W/9L)
Mandatory Overtime

Mandatory Overtime

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
Profit 50.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s. Profit 50. Gain 1 Debt.

Uncommon
Pick 16.7% (2/12)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Margin Call

Margin Call

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.

Uncommon
Pick 33.3% (5/15)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Gain 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.

Rare
Pick 27.3% (3/11)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
1s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Common
Pick 21.7% (10/46)
Win 16.7% (2W/10L)
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Slow the rival's Employees 3s.

Uncommon
Pick 25.0% (3/12)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Common
Pick 22.7% (5/22)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Permanently gain +40 Valuation. Profit 30.

Rare
Pick 16.7% (3/18)
Win 11.1% (1W/8L)
Old Money

Old Money

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Gain 5 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Gain 5 Revenue.

Uncommon
Pick 12.5% (3/24)
Win 0.0% (0W/6L)
Paid Lobbyist

Paid Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival.
Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/0)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Apply 5 Scandal.

Common
Pick 14.8% (4/27)
Win 0.0% (0W/10L)
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 30 Moat. Remove 50% of your Scandal.

Uncommon
Pick 8.3% (1/12)
Win 50.0% (1W/1L)
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Uncommon
Pick 34.3% (12/35)
Win 100.0% (1W/0L)
Price War

Price War

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Take 12 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Inflict 28 Loss. Take 12 Loss.

Common
Pick 41.2% (7/17)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Private Equity

Private Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the asset to your right.
Profit 90.
Inflict 90 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/4)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Apply 6 Scandal.

Uncommon
Pick 14.3% (2/14)
Win 0.0% (0W/1L)
Rent Is Due

Rent Is Due

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Profit 20 for each Property you own.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 20 for each Property you own.

Uncommon
Pick 0.0% (0/0)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Rare
Pick 40.0% (2/5)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)
Tax Evasion

Tax Evasion

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
Your assets Profit +15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Gain 2 Scandal. Your assets Profit +15.

Rare
Pick 11.8% (2/17)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Tax Fraud

Tax Fraud

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Gain 5 Scandal and 5 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Profit 200. Gain 5 Scandal and 5 Debt.

Rare
Pick 25.0% (2/8)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Remove 5 Debt.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 20.0% (2/10)
Win 0.0% (0W/3L)
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
Profit 120.
At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.

Rare
Pick 0.0% (0/14)
Win 0.0% (0W/3L)
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Common
Pick 66.7% (8/12)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
Vacant Lot

Vacant Lot

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

Common
Pick 0.0% (0/0)
Win 0.0% (0W/0L)
War Chest

War Chest

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.

Uncommon
Pick 24.3% (9/37)
Win 0.0% (0W/2L)