MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.baron.legal_department
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Legal Department
Common Small Baron YEAR 3+

Legal Department

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.legal_department
Human Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $14 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$7 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) 2.5 Loss/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Service)
1.0x Base Price
Loss Prevention
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
City Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
46.7% (7 / 15 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
(0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

No filings
No filings
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Legal Department

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.