MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Office Rat
Common Small Scrappy YEAR 3+

Office Rat

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_rat
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

3 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
City Hall
City Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 0 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
— (0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Rat

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.