MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Office Cat
Common Small Scrappy

Office Cat

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_cat
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +3.3 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

3 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

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Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 2 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
— (0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
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No filings
Sergei
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No filings
Baron
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No filings
Mom & Pop
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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Cat

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.