MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.sergei.life_coach
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Life Coach
Common Small Sergei

Life Coach

Filing Identifier: asset.sergei.life_coach
Human Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
4.0 SEC
Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $12 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +3.8 Profit/s

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Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
30.4% (7 / 23 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

No filings
0.0%
0W / 1L
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Life Coach

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
3 days ago