Office Canary

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_canary

Animal

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

6.0 SEC

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.

Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash

BASE COST $12 Funding

LIQUIDATION +$6 Funding

THROUGHPUT (EPS) +6.7 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

3 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Pet Store

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

The Corner Kiosk

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Price

Agile Transformation

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

EXECUTIVE PICK RATE

20.0% (1 / 5 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

0.0%

0W / 1L

Sergei

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No filings

Baron

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No filings

Mom & Pop

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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Canary

1 Recent Runs

DEFEAT

Fulcrum Synergy

CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy

$215 Valuation

11 days ago