MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Kike Bulldozer Limited

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 8 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 18, 2026 at 16:55 UTC
Final Valuation
$720
Final Liquid Funding
$2,108
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20
Assembly Line
Agile
Agile

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 80
Feedback Loop
Leveraged
Leveraged

Feedback Loop

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 30
Server Rack

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 80
Fail Whale
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
A/B Test
Pivoted
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
#1
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
PLUS
#2
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Austerity Measures
#3
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Automated
PLUS
#4
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines act 15% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
#5
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Quality Assurance
#6
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Aggressive Pricing
#7
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 8 $720 VALUATION 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $220 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $220 Valuation Yr 4 $285 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $285 Valuation Yr 5 $420 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $420 Valuation Yr 6 $495 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $495 Valuation Yr 7 $645 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $645 Valuation Yr 8 $720 Fiscal Year 8: 5 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $720 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $160 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $220 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $285 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $420 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $495 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $645 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $720 5 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Kike Bulldozer Limited is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 3L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
25.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 8

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
YEAR 2 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hardware Upgrades
+

Hardware Upgrades

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Your Machines permanently gain +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 3 $220 0W - 2S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
A/B Test
Pivoted

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Hardware Upgrades
+
Gamified

Hardware Upgrades

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Your Machines permanently gain +20 Loss.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
YEAR 4 $285 1W - 2S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
A/B Test
+
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Hardware Upgrades
+
Gamified

Hardware Upgrades

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Your Machines permanently gain +20 Loss.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Fail Whale
+

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
YEAR 5 $420 2W - 2S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Hardware Upgrades
++
Gamified

Hardware Upgrades

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Your Machines permanently gain +40 Loss.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
A/B Test
+
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Fail Whale
+

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
YEAR 6 $495 3W - 2S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+
Agile

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hardware Upgrades
++
Gamified

Hardware Upgrades

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Your Machines permanently gain +40 Loss.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
A/B Test
+
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 7 $570 4W - 2S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+
Agile

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Feedback Loop
+

Feedback Loop

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Fail Whale
+

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
A/B Test
+
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Automated
POLICY
Your Machines act 10% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 8 $645 5W - 2S
Assets
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Assembly Line
+
Agile

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Feedback Loop
+
Leveraged

Feedback Loop

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Fail Whale
+
Agile

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
A/B Test
+
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines have +3000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Austerity Measures
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Automated
+
POLICY PLUS
Your Machines act 15% faster.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.