MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Ramen Ventures

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 19, 2026 at 07:48 UTC
Final Valuation
$275
Final Liquid Funding
$118
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor
✦ MVP ✦

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Graphic Designer
Patented
Patented

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ◈ 20
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Enacted Corporate Policies

Aggressive Pricing
◆
#1

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#2

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $275 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $210 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 4 $275 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $275 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $160 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $210 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $275 1 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Ramen Ventures is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 0S
Assets
Corporate Spy
⚡
Disruptive

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 3 $210 1W - 1S
Assets
Corporate Spy
⚡
Disruptive

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 4 $210 1W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+
⚡
Patented

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding