Bankruptcy Filed
Instant Noodle Equity
Founder: Baron •
Closed: Fiscal Year 5 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 13, 2026 at 12:18 UTC
Final Valuation
$490
Final Liquid Funding
$1,046
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
✦ MVP ✦
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $210 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $270 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $335 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $490 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Instant Noodle Equity is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
2W
/
1L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
66.7%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Account Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fundraising Gala
LARGE
PROPERTY
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 60 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.